Don`t put Nutella in the fridge :P
Does it go slightly hard when put in the fridge Dee ? ;D ;D
Just a bit ;D...couldn`t spread it ::)
Wont do that again, will you?? ;D ;D
I have a habit of putting things in the fridge,have to keep checking ::)
You must have some good tips for us drossers ;D
Dont give all your secrets away ;D ;D
Thats a very good tip ;D
Don't laugh at Can's jokes
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 19:41:56 PM
Don't laugh at Can's jokes
But..he can`t hear if you are laughing or not ::)
save ya empty beetroot jars
What you putting in them?
frog spawn
then ya put the tadpoles in ya garden pond
Do you have a garden pond?
No but next door has
So it should be Jons neighbours tip ::)
no they don't know, sneak mi tadpoles in and they cant suss out why they get plagued with frogs. They've got a spoilt little girl, who's terrified of frogs
How naughty of you :P
serves her right her mums half german
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 20:55:38 PM
no they don't know, sneak mi tadpoles in and they cant suss out why they get plagued with frogs. They've got a spoilt little girl, who's terrified of frogs
Brilliant Mr B :o :o
well her mums half german Mr B, and they bombed mi chippie :'(
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 21:17:10 PM
well her mums half german Mr B, and they bombed mi chippie :'(
Deserve everything they get then Mr B :o :o
Knew you'd understand Mr B ;D
After Christmas,use your cards as tags for next year ;D
Save the card you sent the Mrs, and hide it in ya blaster drawer for next year
I would remember ;D
Sent same valentine card for last six years, it plays I just called to say I love you, think she's twigged on now ;D Songs going really slow, think battery is going ;D
Now thats funny :P How do you get the envelope for it?
I take it out of the envelope, make her a coffee, and take it to her with the song playing, saying who's sent you this. Pure genius ;D
Now that is pure Northern tightness ;D
Thrifty Dee thrifty ;D
Got to go Dee, got 15 mins work to do :-* :-*
Just name this the Jon and Dee show ::)
Quote from: H.R on October 30, 2014, 07:58:16 AM
Just name this the Jon and Dee show ::)
Great name for the Jon & Dee Happy Hour ;D ;D ;D
Keep your old jacket and trousers and use them on the scare crow
HAHAHAHAHA try find a picture ;)
Pics not working properly on my iPad
Did you get an update mines been shocking since
I've done all my updates, I need to get on to Apple about this.
Don't knock Dees thread
Aye
You and Can have got the less than one's image of idealised perfection joke thread. Go play on that. This is a serious tips thread ::)
Yes sir
put a stocking over the end of your vac nozzle, to find tiny things, like backs of earrings
Quote from: H.R on October 30, 2014, 10:46:19 AM
Did you get an update mines been shocking since
I didnt download the update heard so much bad news about it
And my ipad doesn't download piccies ,so i dont think its the update
drill a half inch hole in ya fridge door, so you can check if the lights gone out
Don't eat yellow snow
use old telephone directories as address books. Just cross out the people ya don't know
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 30, 2014, 11:26:49 AM
You and Can have got the less than one's image of idealised perfection joke thread. Go play on that. This is a serious tips thread ::)
Thank you Jon :-*
Tip- this thread is for tips not idle chit chat ;D
Don't touch the blackberries below waist high
Great tip Dave ;D
Quote from: DaveW on October 30, 2014, 18:32:47 PM
Don't touch the blackberries below waist high
Whats wrong with them?
An empty aluminium cigar tube, filled with angry wasps makes a fantastically cheap vibrator
Theres that tightness again ::)
Its a handy money saving tip that's all
A mouse trap placed on the top of your alarm clock will stop you rolling over and falling asleep again when you hit the snooze button
You are giving me some good tips,my bestest :-*
Quote from: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 22:20:05 PM
You are giving me some good tips,my bestest :-*
Well thank you Princess, am trying my best :-*
Dont dross if your hungry ;) ;) ;D
Avoid been wheel clamped, by removing them and locking em in ya boot
Apparently so im told ;D
What are you two banging on about ;D
Bobs saying that he doesn`t like to dross when hes hungry ::)
Makes me narky
Jon i cant Pm you says no such member
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on October 30, 2014, 22:46:48 PM
Makes me narky
Jon i cant Pm you says no such member
Now thats funny :P..click on his name and do it that way ;D
Thats what i did
Oh..thats how I did it earlier and it worked ::)
What ya banging on about now ;D
Hes trying to pm you..and its saying you are not a member...lol :P
Well we all know hes one big member ::) ::) ::)
What's this pick on Jon night, go for it, see if I'm bovvered ;D
No man should ever wear y fronts ;D. Vests, cords :o Or anything brown lol
If you are on holiday...never,ever wear socks and sandals together >:(
Quote from: H.R on October 31, 2014, 06:43:03 AM
No man should ever wear y fronts ;D. Vests, cords :o Or anything brown lol
Well im ok then although i have some beige shorts and brown shoes,i think some on here are buggered ;)
Beige shorts or combats are ok ;)
Phew ::)
;) :-*
Line the inside of your bra with glad wrap keeps the milk fresh. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Hahaha :D
Bald people should wear a cap or a hat and not a knotted hanky.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SEWCY_Dys-g/TZtqOGvBwjI/AAAAAAAACPA/Xip1YFSiZrI/s1600/knotted+hanky.bmp)
The New Logo for Jon & Dee Tits
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(http://i1.dailyrecord.co.uk/incoming/article2852972.ece/alternates/s2197/Claire-Sweeney-and-John-Thomson-in-September-in-the-Rain.jpg)
Lol ;D ;D
Yorkies and Lancies should NEVER go on holidays dressed like this.
(http://i470.photobucket.com/albums/rr61/combomweek1/DPCyberman.jpg)
Oh dear god
Don`t try to separate wraps when they are still frozen :(
Dont try to be funny when your not ;)
Always wear two pairs of socks inside your wellies
Always try and put a sock in it
act your age not your shoe size
Don't eat spicy food the day before a flight
To avoid pregnancy, always sleep with your two legs in the one leg of your PJ's
Don`t believe everything you hear ::)
Never put all your clothes in the same suitcase if your travelling with your family
Confuse shop keepers by buying wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 02, 2014, 08:27:23 AM
Never put all your clothes in the same suitcase if your travelling with your family
I always split everything up just incase one of the cases gets lost ;D
Exactly ;D
Never throw you toys out of the pram on a public forum
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 03, 2014, 07:42:05 AM
Exactly ;D
Never throw you toys out of the pram on a public forum
Have I missed something? ;D
Always put your bin out at night,so you don`t have to rush about when you hear them coming down the road at 6am ::)
Cut the top off and wash out a used sun tan lotion bottle
For what?
Sorry. Ya put ya mobile phone and keys in it, when going to the beach. No-one nicks suntan cream.
Ha makes sense now ;D
Top tip that. Dee will love it ;D
If ya say so mate ;D
Unless you've kidnapped it, no-one gives a toss if you've a child on board.
never leave a pork joint out on the kitchen worktop when you have a german shepherd lurking
A ladder turned upside down. Can be used for climbing down off things
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 05, 2014, 15:15:03 PM
Unless you've kidnapped it, no-one gives a toss if you've a child on board.
Are you on the wrong thread? ::)
No that's mi tip don't put them child on board signs in ya car
Lol..I understand now ;D..Can you send me a pm so I can let admin know if its gone back to normal? :-*
Anything for you :-* :-*
A dab of silver model aircraft paint, transforms horrendous facial warts into fashionable face piercings
Dont listen to Southerners they talk rubbish ;) ;) ;D
Northern Jessies should upset southerners as they might get a slap
This is a none violent forum please refrain from threatening behaviour or our Northern moderator will remove your post ;) ;D
Can you leave Dave alone,please? ;D
Why ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 20:01:33 PM
Northern Jessies should upset southerners as they might get a slap
Dave agrees northern Jessie's SHOULD upset southerners ;D What's the problem
I noticed that typo :P
So did i ,put it down to senility ???
Probably didn't have his hearing aid in, it always affects his spelling ::)
Or hes been out without his hanky on ::)
Sunstroke? ::)
Or maybe he was just stroking ??? ??? ??? ;)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 06, 2014, 22:03:18 PM
Quote from: DaveW on November 06, 2014, 20:01:33 PM
Northern Jessies should upset southerners as they might get a slap
Dave agrees northern Jessie's SHOULD upset southerners ;D What's the problem
Did that post on my kindle, put it down to predictive text (or was it devious work by Mr Moderator) as long as it amuses you
David, David, I'm deeply hurt you would suggest such devious low life behaviour ;D :-*
If we are all sad...delete your account...see ya ;D
Try getting up early ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 08, 2014, 00:37:40 AM
If we are all sad...delete your account...see ya ;D
Yep im all for that if ya dont like it dont post
Am confused
Your text/pm/email friend ;D
Fair enough
If you are in a left hand lane,that you HAVE to turn left.....you don`t need to indicate ::)
I usually indicate right, just to wind folk up
You would wind me up ::) Had some woman in front of me,she had her reversing lights on,so thought I`ll stay back a bit, glad I did...when she started her car,she jumped right back and nearly landed on my bonnet...some people ::)
Not ya best Easter bonnet I hope :'(
Quote from: dee-dee on November 16, 2014, 07:39:40 AM
If you are in a left hand lane,that you HAVE to turn left.....you don`t need to indicate ::)
That really winds me where the f@@k do you think your going :( :(
Calm Bob ;D
Yes i must use more Karma ::)
Good flight back Bob. No falling outs I hope ;D
Yep good flight paid for me extra legroom ,flight 30 mins late but still touched down at 2238 two mins early we were in the car at 2255 not bad at all
Who did you fly with, and don't say the missus ::)
Easy jet
Never flown with easyjet
I like Easyjet but the flights next year have moved back late in the day so am switching to Sir Michael
We dont mind the late flights home it means you get longer there we left our house at 1630 for a 1815 flight its great
Ryanair gave me cheque ;D
Get ya holiday booked
Just booked for January £ 73.95 return. Can't go wrong ;D
Aye
Don`t put your Christmas decs up.....ITS TOO FRIGGIN` EARLY,WAIT TIL DECEMBER!!!!! >:(
Excellent advise dee in fact dont put them up at all
BAH HUMBUG
Agree totally Bob. Sick of Xmas already
Michelle is wrapping effing prezzie now ??? ??? ???
Its all very sad Bob ;D
Wrapping more tonight :(
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 20, 2014, 10:56:05 AM
Agree totally Bob. Sick of Xmas already
Thought you loved Crimbo? ::)
He does but chicken to admit it dee ;) ;)
Hiding from Xmas ;D
Putting the trimmings up at the golf club Dee ;) ;) ;)
I wrote the Christmas cards in October before we came out here. Only have to post them when we get back if I can afford the stamps
Stay in bed on a Monday ;D
I am doing ;D
Don`t slate Essex girls or you will get one of these
(http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
;D
You tell him Dee ;D
Dont fall into the christmas trap
What Christmas trap,Bob?
Of buying loads of stuff ,wait till 27th its all half price ::)
Am just giving everyone a fiver.
You spending your ryan air cheque then ::) ::)
Might send that to Dee ;D ;D
If flying with Ryanair..make sure they drop you at the correct airport ::)
I like Birmingham airport ;D
They have nice coaches at Birmingham ;D
Yeh its only a few hours from Essex ::)
very scenic journey Bob ;D
Yep cant please some people,free trip and they still moan
That's Southerners for you ::) ::) ::)
Yeh bunch of moaners
Never happy are they, not even with a free excursion
Nice free extra trip to end the holiday ,good old Ryan air look after their punters you dont see BA or Virgin doing that ::)
Exactly Bob, no wonder Bransons got millions, gives no thought to the little extras
I`ll remember these comments when you two get dumped at an airport,that you didn`t choose ;D
I will embrace the situation and thank whoever for the free tour😃😃
Dont drink cider then have double vodka with jagerbombs its not big and not cleverðŸ»
Especially when ya pushing fifty and crippled with a bad leg, on medication and living off the state ;D
Yep i feel like ðŸ'©ðŸ'©
Put all sorts of rubbish in the vodka in Liverpool
Well it was on the docks 😧
Stay clear Bob, they'll pour owt in, can't help themselves, its in there genes to fiddle ;D
Scousers
Dya remember that vodka with antifreeze in, arrived via Liverpool docks
Bet it was that
Well the ex moderator has warned you, give it a wide berth mate ;D
Hadnt noticed you'd given it up
Only about 3 weeks ago ;D ::)
Why has Bob got little squares after his posts? ::)
Ive asked that. If you enlarge your screen, they are pics
Hes a strange one,that Bob :P
Jeez Dee have you just worked that out ;D ;D
Well...I didn`t really want to offend....but think its just gotta be put out there now :P
Don't worry, I'll look after the poor old lad
They are stuff off the ipad i can see them ok on my ipad when ive posted them ðŸ˜,,ðŸ˜,,
They're very pretty Bob, you keep up the good work :-*
ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹ðŸ'‹
Very sweet of you, now go take ya pills ;D
Thought you were going
I did, just had a last cigarette ;D
Never back against a Yorkshireman winning I'm a celeb ;D
I thought Fogerty was from Blackburn
Don't be silly Bob ;D
Carl Fogarty
Motorcycle Racer
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Born: July 1, 1965 (age 49), Blackburn
Nationality: English
Spouse: Michaela Fogarty (m. 1991)
Books: Foggy: The Championship Years
Who believes wikipedia ;D ;D
Nearly had you going ;D ;D
Any train times yet Bob
Im going to pop into Leeds to see a mate so 1130/12 at bradford interchange just say what time best for you
That's fine Bob, I'll see you in that pub you went in first last time
When having a dross meet up,take your camera :P
OK then if I remember ;D
The queens? Anyway i know which one ;D
Think that's what they call it ;D
As long as its not full of em
It is a bit rough must admit ;D
Dont be soft ,its got to be rough its in the republic of Yorkshire
We won't be hanging around in there ;D
Depends how cheap it is ;)
They should give it away in there ;D
Top quality in there,its everyones first impression of Bradford when they get off the train ;D
No wonder no one visits ;D
Capital of culture
If you say so ;D ;D
Get in the Christmas spirit and go with the flow ;D
Thats were we went wrong Jon should have drunk ourselves into a coma and woke up on the 2nd jan ;D ;D ;D
We missed a trick there. Agreed ;D
I might start at the weekend make myself so ill i will be in bed for a week ;D
I'll do the same, we'll spend Xmas drossing from our death beds ;D
Make sure your plug in air freshener is one of the Christmas ones...it`ll make you get into the spirit easier :P
Mine smells loverly ;D ;D ;D
Had to take air freshener out, to plug Bloomin tree lights in
See...you are just not organised ::)..get a trailing socket :-*
Not spending another penny. Might nick one ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 19, 2014, 07:28:05 AM
Not spending another penny. Might nick one ;D
Tight wad,I`ve seen them in the Pound shop ::)
Cheap ones dont work they burn ya house down ;D
And all ya prezzies get burnt ;D
That would be frightful old boy ::)
Wouldn't for me. Not bought any ;D
Good man keep the Yorkshire tradition going
I intend to ;D
Prepare your veg the night before more time to join in with the festivities ;D ;D ;D
Put ya gravy in a flask
Buy 2 bottles of spirits and get on a plane to a Muslim country at xmas and just drink in ya room at night ;D ;D
Keep your Christmas cards for next year..cut them out for tags ;D
Or use em for shopping lists
Two uses...front for the tags and the back bit for your shopping lists ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on December 28, 2014, 07:33:33 AM
Keep your Christmas cards for next year..cut them out for tags ;D
Been doing that for years now,mrs makes all her own cards now
Tights the word Dee ;D
Post Jons card earlier so he gets it on time ;D
It came on time. Took pride of place in the lounge ;D
Thanks bestest :-* I was worried at one point though...thought it wasn`t gonna make it to you ;D
You always make it for me :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 30, 2014, 10:10:56 AM
You always make it for me :-*
:-* :-* :-*
Go and get your stuff for next year at half the cost ;D
Turn ya phone on to accept pictures :-* :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 30, 2014, 14:06:55 PM
Turn ya phone on to accept pictures :-* :-*
Yeah...I would second that ;D
Be more observant, especially to your bestest :-* :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 30, 2014, 14:11:18 PM
Be more observant, especially to your bestest :-* :-*
I will try harder :-*
I give up ;D ;D Ignored by mi Princess, Where's Bob
I would never intentionally ignore my bestest :-*
I know Princess ;D ;D :-* :-*
Get your crackers,wrap and xmas pudds now ;D
Twiglets 1/2 price at Mozzers
Hate twiglets :(
Me too ;D cheesy footballs half price as well
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 03, 2015, 22:18:08 PM
Get your crackers,wrap and xmas pudds now ;D
I got paper and cards and crackers...won`t the puds go out of date? ::)
Nah ive still got a pudd from xmas 2013 sell by date April 2016 ::)
Fresh Turkeys on offer.
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on January 05, 2015, 08:16:33 AM
Nah ive still got a pudd from xmas 2013 sell by date April 2016 ::)
Glad I don`t like them ::)
Got to be in the mood myself,thats why its still there ;)
Are you two still talking about Christmas? ::) ;D
Yeh not long now till Xmas ???
Can't wait for the next Aldi Xmas advert ::)
Me too
Exciting isn't it ::) ::) ???
Have seen creme egg adverts ::) (disgusting >:( )
I love Cadburys Crème eggs
Get booked for beginning of September 8)
Why whats happening
We can have a dross meet up :P
If i book my flights i get in at 6pm on the 13th so 7pm in the villa 8pm in corrie ;D
Its a date ;D shall we tell Jon?
Better not I'll be drunk by 8 ;D
Thats ok you might inadvertantly get ya wallet out ;) ;)
I don't even own a wallet ;D
Aye to tight to buy one
Don't ever remember seeing your wallet ;D
Its to expensive to bring out mate genuine Hugo Boss ;)
Looky looky man strikes again. Never misses a bargain our Bob ::)
Defo not looky looky man
All quality items on the market :P
Roy bans,gucchi ,Hogo boss,addidas they are all there quality items
Is it Ok to say Morning if its still dark? ::)
Well you cockenees call it what you want ;)
They do seem to be a confused bunch Bob ::)
I dont think they understand this new confangled 24hr clock thingie Jon ;) ;D
Just asking cos not allowed to say Evening until 6pm even though its dark ::)
We'll try educate you in Corrie ;D
Yeah cos won`t get dark there til after 6pm,could be confusing ::)
6pm is evening if its light, dark, grey, or blue with pink dots. 6 pm is evening. Simples.
You Northerners have to be awkward :P
I think dee needs some pictures like Dave did ,i wonder if Admin could help again ;)
We could always ask Bob ;D
Yeh hes not a bad chappie isnt Admin ;D
He's been very helpful to cockeneeeee Dave
Pictures of what? ::)
Dave sometimes is a little forgetful so Admin sends him stickman diagams ;) ;) ;D
Don`t lick batteries ;D
Think Dees been on the Caribbean tobacco ;D
More like Tia Maria with an eel juice chaser 😲😲
If you wanna see snow,move up North ;D
If you wanna see rain move darn sarf
Would anyone want to move down south ;)
If you bought me house, still wouldn't go ;D
Full of bloody southerners thats its problem
And the ales somewhat disappointing
No brainer really
I didn't type somewhat disappointing ;D
Its grim ooop North :P More sun down here ;D 8)
More southerners as well ;) ;) ???
Well said young Bob ;D
One can only speak the truth
The truth is often harsh but true ;D
But thats me and Dave ;D...what more could you want? ;)
A free bar ;D
Jon buying the drinks? ;D
Jon always buys the drinks ::)
wake up and stop dreaming will ya
OK then ;D
Is Bob getting them in then? ;D
He'd better be. Owes mi 4 pints in bets ;D
He might be owing me some too.. ;D
We all owe you Dee ;D ;D
Will have to go tee total to be able to afford all these drinks
Speak for yourself, I'm on mi jollies ;D
Jon not drinking??? Now...thats funny :P
That would be miraculous
Don`t do your work out dvd with no bra on ::)
I very rarely do ::)
Yep i wear mine all the time ::)
Any photographic evidence Dee ;D
Only of our jollies last September :P
Yep I noticed you got a bit nippy ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 06, 2015, 07:47:56 AM
Yep I noticed you got a bit nippy ;D
Note to oneself,take a bra on holiday :P
Note to myself, pinch Dees bras :P
Check that Jon is making eye contact ;)
Always do Dee ;D :-*
Check you know who the pervs are ;)
She knows and I love it ;D
Surely you wouldn`t find any pervs in Fuerte? ::)
I know of two in September
I`m sure Bobs the perfect gent ;D
Jeez are you in for a shock ;D
i am a perfect gent dee dont listen to that old perv
Its gonna be different of that I'm sure. Glad I'm playing bingo instead ;D
cant perv if your playing bingo got to concentrate ;D
Eyes down look in, let the perving begin ;D
69 i dont mind ::) ::) ::)
Dinner for two :P
How can Jon play bingo when he can`t even focus properly? ::) :-*
Wondered why I never won ;D
Cause ya perrrrrrrving
Not bothered about winning ;D rather perv
Right answer its the taking part that counts ;D
I meant that he couldn`t focus because the amount of alcohol he had consumed ::)
Bit of both i think dee
Don't blame me, I wasn't the drunk taking the pictures ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 16, 2015, 10:02:58 AM
Don't blame me, I wasn't the drunk taking the pictures ;D
Ha ha..just the
drunk in the photos :P
I think it was your mate taking the pics ....
Oh he'll have been drunk ;D
He hid it well then ;D
I dunno I've forgotten ::)
Cloudy at times and a bit windy (not me)
Wrong thread again ;D
very good Dave ;D
He is a comic our Dave ;D ;D
just humour him ;)
We always do ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 16:56:35 PM
Cloudy at times and a bit windy (not me)
Whats going on here? :P
Just a senior moment Dee ;D ;D
Check what Dave writes ;)
But not too closely ;D
Hmmm...seems hes ignoring this ;D
Shhh hes forgotten he posted on here ;)
Don't upset the weather man
Quote from: dee-dee on February 17, 2015, 06:58:50 AM
Quote from: DaveW on February 16, 2015, 16:56:35 PM
Cloudy at times and a bit windy (not me)
Whats going on here? :P
It was so windy it got blown on to the wrong thread ;D
Well said that man ;D
Bit chilly 2c looks like rain ;D
Where can i buy heinz beans in Caleta ?
I shouldn`t worry about beans Bob,don`t know if you`ll find a cashpoint ::) :P
I had real problems finding Bisto gravy granules
They sell them in the Atlantico Spar and British shops in Caleta
Thought they might ;D
Even had paxo sage and onion with my chicken last night
Any aunt Bessie's Yorks puds ;D
Oh joy Caleta is little Britain ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 24, 2015, 17:33:12 PM
Any aunt Bessie's Yorks puds ;D
Haven't seen them but have seen Pukka pies ;D
Bob there is a British stores in corralejo as so you don't have to miss out ;D
Thanks for your concern Dave but i wont be needing it
Obviously takes his over in his luggage
Along with his instant mash
And his union Jack shorts
Not a pretty sight
Not me i laugh at these people that move abroad then moan they cant get this and that,why dont they show films in English,where can i get Heinz beans,proper bread,fish and chips english beer bla bla bla ,just stay in England its easier ;D
Lol @ Bob ;D.
Reel him in Dave ;D
Make sure you can get your cape undone ::) :P
Well said Dee ;D Anyone know what she's banging on about ;D ;D
Are you the only one that didn`t hear about Madonna? ::)
Must be, has she been flashing again
Go and have a pint Jon
I have done :D apparently she fell for publicity ;D
Where is everyone when you need them? ::)
What you doing up at 0430 have you wet the bed ;D
Must be a different time zone in Essex ;D
Maybe it was dinnertime ;)
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 01, 2015, 07:34:35 AM
What you doing up at 0430 have you wet the bed ;D
Was wide awake :o
I did tell him not to be rude. Honest.
It wasn`t bladder related...just this stupid cold >:(
I knew that. Bob can be so cruel at times ;)
Sticks and stones ;)
Don't get Trollied on your first day in fuerte
Not me being a good boy sat in watching footie
Did I mention any names Robert ;)
So your saying your princess is a beer monster ::)
Definitely. She likes a few shandies with a tia maria chaser
Shocking no way for a lady to act ;)
Must admit its not a pretty sight, but just wait til the karaoke starts, that's when things really get going ;D
Cant wait,i might be teetotal by september
Jeez Bob trust me, you need to be paralytic. I've never heard a version of maybe its because I'm a Londoner, quite like it
I can well imagine ::)
Anyway let's change subject. Dee might not see this then ::)
She might ;D
Think its a certainty ;D
See you tomorrow night ::)
All being well
Keeping out of dees way
Jons such a wind up ::) I`m a lady :-*
Ya sound like him off Little Britain
You are giving Bob the wrong impression of me :P
Can't wait for the night out. Gonna be funny ;D
Can`t wait either :P
Aye roll on sept
Its bringing back memories of last September :P
Me neither I've got a twitch thinking about it ???
You'll have more than a twitch when you meet Dee ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 07, 2015, 07:52:08 AM
You'll have more than a twitch when you meet Dee ;D
Yeah.cos he`ll think,why didn`t I meet her ages ago...better class of drosser :P
Oh stop im getting all excited ::)
Think I'd better bring a bucket of cold water
Is that with ice
If its anything like last year,will be hot enough..and thats just the glow from Jons tan :P
Behave I don't do sunbathing :D
Aye he does down on the beach near the Rui hotel :-[ :-[
You are joking, got the wrong person Bob. No toilets.
In the dunes mate with the rest of em ;D
Got to go let the golfers in, will be back for your 82nd
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 11, 2015, 07:39:28 AM
Behave I don't do sunbathing :D
Was it out of a bottle,then? :P
Says the sun goddess down there ;D
Dont play upstairs with the old uns it might get you in trouble ::) ???
Don`t forget to put your clocks forward next week ;D
Dont drink 4 LARGE vodkas and a cider in 1.5 hrs
After recent events :(...do you feel any differently about flying?
Not me if its your turn its your turn and thats it the big man upstairs rules all
Nope. Yet again Ryanair had it sorted.
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 02, 2015, 21:01:30 PM
Not me if its your turn its your turn and thats it the big man upstairs rules all
Do you mean Baz ;D
Aye Baz with the big white beard
Quote from: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 20:59:31 PM
After recent events :(...do you feel any differently about flying?
Was nervous about flying with EJ to the rock last Friday, but it was reassuring that every time a member of the flight crew came out of the cockpit the cabin manager went into the cockpit.
Did the seatbelt light come on, when the pilot went for a pee. It does with RA
I was curious as to what you all thought...I`m not a good flyer so I will just try and not think about it too much ::)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 02, 2015, 21:07:19 PM
Did the seatbelt light come on, when the pilot went for a pee. It does with RA
No it did not Jon.
Also don't get the chuffing horn when landed ;D ;D
I enjoy getting the chuffing horn :P Alas it don't happen as often these days ;D
The first time we flew with them and that horn went off...nearly peed myself :P
Quote from: Baldy on April 02, 2015, 21:04:50 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on April 02, 2015, 20:59:31 PM
After recent events :(...do you feel any differently about flying?
Was nervous about flying with EJ to the rock last Friday, but it was reassuring that every time a member of the flight crew came out of the cockpit the cabin manager went into the cockpit.
Its alright but if your cabin manager is a petite lady she aint gonna overpower a deranged pilot
No Bob , but they are isolated in the cockpit and become oblivious to everyone else, far less likely to crash it if someone is there, it said so on tele last night
Right so if im wanting to top myself having someone in there with me is gonna stop me ,i seriously dont think so ,lets be honest if you are that desperate to do something like crash a plane nowts gonna stop ya
That's not what the psychologists are saying. They become tunneled and having someone around stops them going into that purely selfish state
Just cant see it he must have been thinking about doing it for ages ,must have been in a different zone ,thats it im doing it bang
This is getting too deep, needs to be at the top ;D mi brain hurts ;D
Yeh leave it for the intellects
New free view channel launching 15 Apr, called Spike TV. ;D ;D
Put it in my diary
I'm sure you have ;D
Cant wait ;D
Jon,do you know what a ginnel is? ::)
Yep its a snicket
An alleyway then
The presenter on the local radio station I listen to in the morning is only from Yorkshire ::) ::)
I did wonder why you asked ;D
You got any good Yorkshire words I could use? ;D
I'll have a think
Give her some swear words she wont know ;D
Daft apath. Silly person
Don`t buy Citroen cars ::)
Has it popped his clogs ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on April 30, 2015, 07:15:16 AM
Don`t buy Citroen cars ::)
My mate at the garage we take ours to,says dont buy any French car
I`ve had it for a year and now has to have a new part fitted to the gear box costing between £500 - £1000,so not happy >:(
I never buy any french owt or German they bombed mi chippie :'(
Try to avoid the Blackwall Tunnel on your way to work ;D
Good tip that dee i will it will save me a 430 mile round trip plus id be late for work ;)
Great tip. I always avoid it ;D
Women :( :(
They do try there best. Bless em
Yeh better sticking to domestic stuff ;) ;) ;D
Shut it,you too ;D
It was for Paul ::)
Was out all day yesterday and managed to avoid it. Feel really proud ;D
You must have some toll road/tunnels ooop North that get busy? ::)
None in Yorkshire I don't think
Nothing at all? ::)
Don't think so M62 can get a bit busy at times
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 02, 2015, 16:14:58 PM
Don't think so M62 can get a bit busy at times
Just avoid that then ::)
I can't if I want a beer with Bob ;D Takes you to Lancashire
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 02, 2015, 16:18:51 PM
I can't if I want a beer with Bob ;D Takes you to Lancashire
Why would you wanna do that? :P
I class it as charity work ;D
Its to pay his debts
That is also very true
Just think how much hes paid for alcohol ::)
Its got to be done Dee :-*
Get in the sun before your jollies so you are not the pale newbie at the pool 8)
Never go to a pool, prefer happy hours ;D
I wouldn`t of known ::)
There's a video somewhere on Corralejo we love you, of the bell ringing at Corintia ;D
They ring a bell? ::)
4 o'clock bell rings for happy hour. We start packing up on Hoplaco beach at 9 minutes to 4. Timed to perfection ;D
Do you run? :P
Nope. Nice gentle stroll, takes 9 minutes ;D
You ever eaten there?
Yep many times, think its good grub, can't remember.
Someone on FB said its good food and not expensive either ;D
Seem to remember having lamb chops, ya get loads, but no mint sauce or beetroot
Yeah they mentioned the lamb chops too...you gotta have mint sauce ::)
They do roast pork at the Dunas but no apple sauce ???
Did you see on FB there was a load of ambulances at the complex opposite las palmeras, is that Dunas
When was that,today?
Think I read it yesterday
On the Corralejo We Love You? I didn`t see anything ::)
I think it was a car crash involing a few vehicles
Bobs at the tip on a Sunday morning
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on June 05, 2015, 05:14:33 AM
I think it was a car crash involing a few vehicles
I never saw anything..tried scrolling back ,think it may of been removed
It was on a topic not related to it, just a random comment
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 07, 2015, 08:04:24 AM
It was on a topic not related to it, just a random comment
If you see it again,tag my name in it...if you know how to do that :P
Pardon :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 08, 2015, 08:26:13 AM
Pardon :-*
If you see the post again...go into the comment box and start to type my name and it will pop up,click on it and enter it in,then I will get a notification and I will be able to find it ;D
Got it? ::)
Might have ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on June 09, 2015, 07:02:52 AM
NO
This is probably the correct answer (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/c-1.gif)
You just wait I'll show ya ;D
Yep but Dee doesn't appear when I type it
Got it all sussed now ;D
I need help packing...I`m so undecided...I`ve got too much stuff....I hate flying with just hand luggage :P
Any tips? ::)
Yeah don't be tight take a suitcase ;D
Thought you two were going au natural in the dunes,dont need many clothes for that
Think Dee means for her July holiday
Isnt she having a trial run ;D
Might be a good idea if she did ;D
I`m not letting it all hang out ::)
Spoilsport ;D
Thats your holiday spoilt
Ladies like to cover up a bit ;D
Yeah but what about Essex chicks😀
yeah what about em ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 17, 2015, 22:07:08 PM
Yeah but what about Essex chicks😀
Oi you two (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
Have that ;D
Thank you misstress 💖💖
Hit me whip me ;D ;D :-*
Trust you two to enjoy it ::)
Don`t wear skinny jeans ::)
Don't wear squeaky flip flops ;D
Dont wear shorts when rodding blocked drains
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 23, 2015, 08:16:42 AM
Don't wear squeaky flip flops ;D
I got them out to take...and they have a split in them :(
It's dancing around the pole in the TOTT that's caused that ;D
I think that was you dancing round the pole :P
No it was definitely you ;D :-*
Get ready for the heatwave next week 8)
Yep can't wait
That means warm rain for us
Might take the child bride to Whitby on Monday
Don`t agree to work on a Sunday ::)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 27, 2015, 11:27:39 AM
Might take the child bride to Whitby on Monday
Off to see your Transylvanian cousin ?
Might be ;D be afraid Bob very afraid 😱😨👿👿👿👿👿
Don't go to places with no wifi
Never do always on the spec list,breakfast,wifi
Don't think mi princess has got wifi
Is she staying in a shed
Must be ;D
Or a tent
Bend your knees when you pull out a 5l water bottle in the fridge on hols ::)
Put my back out on the first morning.....
I just keep cans in the fridge
Just keep vodka in me freezer
Who puts water in the fridge. Only use it for mi brews
Euro 1.41 ;D Better get some in :P
Yep that's my plan for tomorrow
Go to Debenhams for euros ;D (if you have one) ::)
Thing is Lisa would buy some clothes, so cheaper just to go to the local travel agent
Leave her at home ;D
Let me go to a clothes shop on mi own, you're avin a larf ;D
But you are just going to the travel section ::)
Yeah ok Dee ::) ::) ::)
She would struggle in ours..as you have to go up 2 floors to get to to the travel bit,past all the clothes ::)
I'd be going up the stairs alone, no doubt about it
Think I missed out on the euros...1.37 now ::)
Yep fortune favours the brave ;D
Yep in and out like the SAS i was 1.407 ;)
We`ve got a month...think it will go up again ;D
It dont really make a difference unless your buying a few thousand
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 29, 2015, 21:21:22 PM
It dont really make a difference unless your buying a few thousand
That`ll be Jon then ::)
Aye Baron von richbarstool ;D
Its so true though ;D
Behave you two
We tell no lies
You should change your user name to that :P
Don't know how to :(
I`m sure you do...haven`t you done it before? ::)
Will have a go
Hover over the profile...and you need account settings ;D
Aye go on Baron
Is there a B&Q in Corralejo?
Put that on Q&A section up top
I darednt ;D
Ask dj ;D
Is there a B&Q in Colchester?
Quote from: Cardinal Reichman on August 03, 2015, 07:32:09 AM
Is there a B&Q in Colchester?
Yes there is ;D Do you need something? ::)
No there isn't Dee stop having me on
Just noticed euros back up to 1.40 ;D
Yep noticed that as well yesterday
Yep great news Dee ;D
Is there a B&Q in Ipswich?
Quote from: Sheba's Slave on August 06, 2015, 05:04:37 AM
Yep great news Dee ;D
Is there a B&Q in Ipswich?
Yeah..we have two ;D Whys that?
I've checked carefully and there isn't a B&Q in either Colchester or Ipswich
Quote from: Sheba's Slave on August 06, 2015, 15:17:29 PM
I've checked carefully and there isn't a B&Q in either Colchester or Ipswich
What are you on? :P
I think there's one in Brentford
They dont have much call for DIY down south they just get their servants to do the menial work ;D
Is there a B&Q in Preston Bob?
Are you obsessed with B&Q`s? ::)
We'll have a chat about B&Q's at the meet up
Yes one in Bamber Bridge ;D
Think there's 3 in Bamber Bridge areal hotspot for them
Quote from: Sheba's Slave on August 08, 2015, 10:01:00 AM
We'll have a chat about B&Q's at the meet up
Look forward to it ::)
Should be fun ;)
Is there a B&Q in Blackburn Bob?
Yes there is ;D
Thought there might be a couple in Blackburn
Well used as well
Shame there's no B&Q in Leeds
Is there one in Chavetta
Thereis a B&Q in Ipswich close to Waitrose so you can get your diy stuff and then have a free coffee
Also I have a B & Q seniors card that gets 10 per cent off on Wednesday's
Sorry Dave you don't know what your on about av Google it and there is no B&Q in Ipswich. BEHAVE.
Quote from: Sheba's Slave on August 10, 2015, 22:04:09 PM
Sorry Dave you don't know what your on about av Google it and there is no B&Q in Ipswich. BEHAVE.
Googles wrong...we have 2 ;D
Don't you start. ;D ;D
Will send you a photo when I get home
You'll be telling me there's a B&Q in Norwich next ::)
You were probably looking at Ipswich in Massachusetts
There's Deffo no B&Q in Massachusetts
Will be Home Depot in the US
Just not the same
Spent many hours in Home Depot
What's all this to do wi mi simple question
Quote from: DaveW on August 11, 2015, 19:30:48 PM
Spent many hours in Home Depot
Oh how the rich half live
Am confused
Its more than likely another southern perversion
Ahhhh that explains a lot
Quote from: Sheba's Slave on August 11, 2015, 19:32:40 PM
What's all this to do wi mi simple question
What was the original question
Why are southerners all strange ;)
When we visited our client in the US my boss used to buy diy stuff which was half the price than the UK as the dollar was 2 to the pound
Only asked if there was a B&Q in Colchester
Probably there are two in Southend
I don't think so Dave
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 11, 2015, 19:41:37 PM
Why are southerners all strange ;)
They are much less intelligent and less civilized than Northerners
Yep its close to Blackpool
Quote from: Chester Man on August 11, 2015, 20:49:14 PM
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 11, 2015, 19:41:37 PM
Why are southerners all strange ;)
They are much less intelligent and less civilized than Northerners
Your not wrong there ;) ;D
You lot are all deluded, get a shrink
Oi I've said nowt
Even a shrink would say the same southerners are less civilized and intelligent than Northerners
We all know that Bob ;D
Bless him jon
I think he's struggling in the heat ;D
Well we have told him enough time to keep his syrup on
Stubborn as a mule I'm afraid ;D
Well its all his own fault ;D
Sure is bob but we've to do our care in the community bit
Just hope hes got his insurance with him
Don't believe all that gibbering northerners always tell you, too much imbreeding :o
ooh err Listen to the country bumpkin ;) ;)
What's imbreeding ;D
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on August 13, 2015, 18:14:50 PM
ooh err Listen to the country bumpkin ;) ;)
I was an effing cockeny last week ;D
Ya an effing Cockeneeeeee Bumpkin ;D
Lets all go to Fuerte to get away from this miserable weather 8)
Yeah then we can discover if there's a B&Q in Corralejo
Dont think dee will like that
Think she might do
Whatever turns her on i suppose
Am getting excited about asking if there's a B&Q in Colchester
Why the interest in B&Q? ::)
Dunno will explain at the meet up
Bet dee,s looking forward to it
She certainly is
Thats ok then ;D
What???? ::)
Ya gonna need to know your B&Q's Dee, am gonna test you, hopefully it will be the main topic of conversation. Really looking forward to it.
Do you own an anorak Jon?
I've got a pac a mac does that count. Ya can borrow it if ya behave
Hes also got a rainmac you know the dirty old man type
Behave Robert or you'll not get ya beers ;D
Sorry Flash
You're forgiven ;D
Bring plenty of suncream my Northerners 8)
I only rub oil on ???
I don't go out in the sun . That's why the good lord sent bars
Make sure you keep to planned meetings ::) Have left you a message on FB ;D
Am duly reprimanded :-*
Make sure you pay your bill before leaving the bar ::) ;D
Make sure you've a southern teetotal Princess around to pay for ya ale ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 08, 2015, 10:10:25 AM
Make sure you've a southern teetotal Princess around to pay for ya ale ;D
Nowt new there then someone else paying for ya ale
Thanks to Dee and G for mi balloons and birthday cake. Great surprise xxx
Glad you had a good one,was lovely to see you both again last night...you Dolly Dealer :-*
Aye ya can't beat a game of play your cards right. Lovely to see you all :-*
You lot are bringing the tone down to chavetta levels :( :(
Might have to post some pics of the Dolly Dealer :P
You wouldnt ;D
Go on do it dee ;D
Ya needn't bother ;D
Go on dee dare ya ;D
Thas barn f'thick earoil
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 01, 2015, 22:11:00 PM
Thas barn f'thick earoil
Have no idea what that means ::) Must mean its ok to post ...have a look on Son of Dross meet up ;D
Where's the pics of Bob. Ooops sorry he was too pizzed to pose ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 02, 2015, 08:01:24 AM
Where's the pics of Bob. Ooops sorry he was too pizzed to pose ;D
I put the one and only one I had on ;D
Aye he's not very photogenic ;D
Did you see my pics on Facebook? Bob you on there? :P
Dont go on facebook
Don`t put your Christmas decs up before December ::)...have seen a house near mine all trimmed up :(
Will we be doing a Christmas thread again? ;D I seem to remember it was very popular last year ::)
You get it started Princess. Bob will love it. ;D
Dont start a christmas thread till christmas ;)
When does Christmas start in your mind? ;D
24th Dec finishes 26th Dec
Correct Jon🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
Thought you'd agree🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅🎅
Christmas is humbug
Bah humbag Dave
Guess it will be just me then on the Christmas thread? ::)
We'll join in 24 - 26th
Are you sure about that Jon ;D
No not really ;D
You`ll all be posting ::) :P
Sick of the adverts already
Yep is it over with yet
It is for me. Had enough. Roll on 27th
Im going to a muslim country next christmas to avoid it ;D
Can I come with ya ;D
Ifbya want will have to pack ya own ale ;D
Golf clubs got its 1st Xmas dinner on Friday night if ya wanna come ??? Unbelievable it's only 13th Nov for F*^/$ sake
I agree...it all starts too early now ::)
Think we're getting Dee around to our way of thinking ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 11, 2015, 21:58:13 PM
Golf clubs got its 1st Xmas dinner on Friday night if ya wanna come ??? Unbelievable it's only 13th Nov for F*^/$ sake
What time im in Leeds having a meal and drinks till about 5pm ;)
Lol 8pm Bob. Think you'll be inebriated by then
Well you could be right its Free ale ;D
Can't beat FREEale ;D
Sure cant ,at the Metropole Hotel in Leeds
Thought they'd knocked that down. Enjoy anyway
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 12, 2015, 09:49:59 AM
Think we're getting Dee around to our way of thinking ;D
November is too early ::) but December is Ok :P
Aye 24th dec ;)
Correct :D
Only 42 sleeps ;D :P
Only 2 more leeds utd managers
Don`t eat camels anus or crocodile penis :o
Have you been watching I`m a Celebrity? I love Lady C :P
She said they tasted better than the camel lips
Is that garbage still going :(
Am afraid so :'(
Its keeps the minions amused Jon ;D
Yep must be a southern thing Bob
It's a brain capacity think ;D
I just cant believe its still going would have thought its run its course by now
Quote from: dee-dee on November 19, 2015, 05:46:16 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 18, 2015, 14:48:05 PM
Yep must be a southern thing Bob
Thought you liked it? ::)
Not with those 3 reality show numpties in it. Bob's right it's run its course.
I like watching it for Ant and Dec ;D
Av recorded Jorge in the shower :P
I see ya know who,s in then :(
Some things have just got to be done ;D
Avoid major shopping areas on Boxing day. Nuff said.
Random thought....is Paul bald? ;D
Well worked out Princess. I bet nobody else was clever enough to work that out ::) ::)
Hope hes careful in the sun ::) 8)
I'm sure he'll be wearing his knotted hanky
I think we really need photo evidence ;D
Does any of us know how to put pics on ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 20, 2016, 07:13:59 AM
Does any of us know how to put pics on ::)
Yes ;D
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/12096252_10154239411000830_1757505320817628869_n.jpg?oh=240b01aa994e287209da109b033b8aeb&oe=574FC946)
Bet your the only one ;D Moto GP today, hope your ready Dee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 20, 2016, 07:39:23 AM
Bet your the only one ;D Moto GP today, hope your ready Dee
Thanks for that its been on since Thursday ::) its all I`ve heard ::)
Haha bet it's lively in your house ;D
Don't rely on holiday mates to turn up ;D
Have you blobbed jonny
Am only one turning up ;D let down by Lancys sorry to say. Ah well I'll have mi princess all to myself if I can get her hubby trollied ;D
Thanks for making the effort Jon :-*
I was hammered seeing I'd been in pub since 0830 on the old rosie ;D
Don`t wear bright,flowery shirts on a meet up ;D :P
And why not ;D
Cause ya look like a flowerpot man ;D
Am not bovvered ;D