Tips for Drossers

[Elite of the forum]

Go and have a pint Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

I have done apparently she fell for publicity

[dee-dee]

Where is everyone when you need them? 

[Elite of the forum]

What you doing up at 0430 have you wet the bed 

[Ronnietheblue]

Must be a different time zone in Essex

[Elite of the forum]

Maybe it was dinnertime 

[dee-dee]

What you doing up at 0430 have you wet the bed 

Was wide awake 

[Ronnietheblue]

I did tell him not to be rude. Honest.

[dee-dee]

It wasn`t bladder related...just this stupid cold 

[Ronnietheblue]

I knew that. Bob can be so cruel at times

[Elite of the forum]

Sticks and stones 

[Ronnietheblue]

Don't get Trollied on your first day in fuerte

[Elite of the forum]

Not me being a good boy sat in watching footie

[Ronnietheblue]

Did I mention any names Robert

[Elite of the forum]

So your saying your princess is a beer monster 

[Ronnietheblue]

Definitely. She likes a few shandies with a tia maria chaser

[Elite of the forum]

Shocking no way for a lady to act 

[Ronnietheblue]

Must admit its not a pretty sight, but just wait til the karaoke starts, that's when things really get going

[Elite of the forum]

Cant wait,i might be teetotal by september

[Ronnietheblue]

Jeez Bob trust me, you need to be paralytic. I've never heard a version of maybe its because I'm a Londoner, quite like it

[Elite of the forum]

I can well imagine 

[Ronnietheblue]

Anyway let's change subject. Dee might not see this then

[Elite of the forum]

She might 

[Ronnietheblue]

Think its a certainty

[Elite of the forum]

See you tomorrow night 

[Ronnietheblue]

All being well

[Elite of the forum]

Keeping out of dees way

[dee-dee]

Jons such a wind up  I`m a lady 

[Ronnietheblue]

Ya sound like him off Little Britain

[dee-dee]

You are giving Bob the wrong impression of me