Tips for Drossers

[dee-dee]

Now that is pure Northern tightness 

[Ronnietheblue]

Thrifty Dee thrifty

Got to go Dee, got 15 mins work to do

[HelenR]

Just name this the Jon and Dee show 

[Can the Man]

Just name this the Jon and Dee show 

Great name for the Jon & Dee Happy Hour 

Keep your old jacket and trousers and use them on the scare crow

[HelenR]

HAHAHAHAHA try find a picture 

[Can the Man]

Pics not working properly on my iPad

[HelenR]

Did you get an update mines been shocking since

[Can the Man]

I've done all my updates, I need to get on to Apple about this.

[Ronnietheblue]

Don't knock Dees thread

[HelenR]

Aye

[Ronnietheblue]

You and Can have got the less than one's image of idealised perfection joke thread. Go play on that. This is a serious tips thread

[HelenR]

Yes sir

[Ronnietheblue]

put a stocking over the end of your vac nozzle, to find tiny things, like backs of earrings

[Elite of the forum]

Did you get an update mines been shocking since

I didnt download the update heard so much bad news about it

And my ipad doesn't download piccies ,so i dont think its the update

[Ronnietheblue]

drill a half inch hole in ya fridge door, so you can check if the lights gone out

[DaveW]

Don't eat yellow snow

[Ronnietheblue]

use old telephone directories as address books. Just cross out the people ya don't know

[dee-dee]

You and Can have got the less than one's image of idealised perfection joke thread. Go play on that. This is a serious tips thread

Thank you Jon 
Tip- this thread is for tips not idle chit chat 

[DaveW]

Don't touch the blackberries below waist high

[Ronnietheblue]

Great tip Dave

[dee-dee]

Don't touch the blackberries below waist high

Whats wrong with them?

[Ronnietheblue]

An empty aluminium cigar tube, filled with angry wasps makes a fantastically cheap vibrator

[dee-dee]

Theres that tightness again 

[Ronnietheblue]

Its a handy money saving tip that's all

A mouse trap placed on the top of your alarm clock will stop you rolling over and falling asleep again when you hit the snooze button

[dee-dee]

You are giving me some good tips,my bestest 

[Ronnietheblue]

You are giving me some good tips,my bestest 

Well thank you Princess, am trying my best

[Elite of the forum]

Dont dross if your hungry

[Ronnietheblue]

Avoid been wheel clamped, by removing them and locking em in ya boot

[dee-dee]

Dont dross if your hungry

Does it make you type funny?

[Elite of the forum]

Apparently so im told