Tips for Drossers

[Can the Man]

To avoid pregnancy, always sleep with your two legs in the one leg of your PJ's

[dee-dee]

Don`t believe everything you hear 

[Elite of the forum]

Never put all your clothes in the same suitcase if your travelling with your family

[Ronnietheblue]

Confuse shop keepers by buying wrapping paper and asking them to wrap it

[dee-dee]

Never put all your clothes in the same suitcase if your travelling with your family

I always split everything up just incase one of the cases gets lost 

[Elite of the forum]

Exactly 

Never throw you toys out of the pram on a public forum

[dee-dee]

Exactly 

Never throw you toys out of the pram on a public forum

Have I missed something? 

[dee-dee]

Always put your bin out at night,so you don`t have to rush about when you hear them coming down the road at 6am 

[Ronnietheblue]

Cut the top off and wash out a used sun tan lotion bottle

[Elite of the forum]

For what?

[Ronnietheblue]

Sorry. Ya put ya mobile phone and keys in it, when going to the beach. No-one nicks suntan cream.

[Elite of the forum]

Ha makes sense now

[Ronnietheblue]

Top tip that. Dee will love it

[Elite of the forum]

If ya say so mate

[dee-dee]

Top tip that. Dee will love it

Very good my bestest 

[Ronnietheblue]

Unless you've kidnapped it, no-one gives a toss if you've a child on board.

[HelenR]

never leave a pork joint out on the kitchen worktop when you have a german shepherd lurking

[Ronnietheblue]

A ladder turned upside down. Can be used for climbing down off things

[dee-dee]

Unless you've kidnapped it, no-one gives a toss if you've a child on board.

Are you on the wrong thread? 

[Ronnietheblue]

No that's mi tip don't put them child on board signs in ya car

[dee-dee]

Lol..I understand now  ..Can you send me a pm so I can let admin know if its gone back to normal? 

[Ronnietheblue]

Anything for you

[Ronnietheblue]

A dab of silver model aircraft paint, transforms horrendous facial warts into fashionable face piercings

[Elite of the forum]

Dont  listen to Southerners they talk rubbish 

[DaveW]

Northern Jessies should upset southerners as they might get a slap

[Elite of the forum]

This is a none violent forum please refrain from threatening behaviour or our Northern moderator will remove your post 

[dee-dee]

Can you leave Dave alone,please? 

[Elite of the forum]

Why 

[Ronnietheblue]

Northern Jessies should upset southerners as they might get a slap

Dave agrees northern Jessie's SHOULD upset southerners What's the problem

[dee-dee]

I noticed that typo