Tips for Drossers

[Elite of the forum]

I might start at the weekend make myself so ill i will be in bed for a week 

[Ronnietheblue]

I'll do the same, we'll spend Xmas drossing from our death beds

[dee-dee]

Make sure your plug in air freshener is one of the Christmas ones...it`ll make you get into the spirit easier 
Mine smells loverly 

[Ronnietheblue]

Had to take air freshener out, to plug Bloomin tree lights in

[dee-dee]

See...you are just not organised  ..get a trailing socket 

[Ronnietheblue]

Not spending another penny. Might nick one

[dee-dee]

Not spending another penny. Might nick one

Tight wad,I`ve seen them in the Pound shop 

[Elite of the forum]

Cheap ones dont work they burn ya house down 

[Ronnietheblue]

And all ya prezzies get burnt

[Elite of the forum]

That would be frightful old boy 

[Ronnietheblue]

Wouldn't for me. Not bought any

[dee-dee]

Wouldn't for me. Not bought any

Tight wad 

[Elite of the forum]

Good man keep the Yorkshire tradition going

[Ronnietheblue]

I intend to

[dee-dee]

Prepare your veg the night before more time to join in with the festivities 

[Ronnietheblue]

Put ya gravy in a flask

[Elite of the forum]

Buy 2 bottles of spirits and get on a plane to a Muslim country at xmas  and just drink in ya room at night

[dee-dee]

Keep your Christmas cards for next year..cut them out for tags 

[Ronnietheblue]

Or use em for shopping lists

[dee-dee]

Two uses...front for the tags and the back bit for your shopping lists 

[Elite of the forum]

Keep your Christmas cards for next year..cut them out for tags 

Been doing that for years now,mrs makes all her own cards now

[Ronnietheblue]

Tights the word Dee

[dee-dee]

Post Jons card earlier so he gets it on time 

[Ronnietheblue]

It came on time. Took pride of place in the lounge

[dee-dee]

Thanks bestest  I was worried at one point though...thought it wasn`t gonna make it to you 

[Ronnietheblue]

You always make it for me

[dee-dee]

You always make it for me

Go and get your stuff for next year at half the cost 

[Ronnietheblue]

Turn ya phone on to accept pictures

[dee-dee]

Turn ya phone on to accept pictures

Yeah...I would second that 

[Ronnietheblue]

Be more observant, especially to your bestest