Tips for Drossers

[dee-dee]

The first time we flew with them and that horn went off...nearly peed myself 

[Elite of the forum]

After recent events  ...do you feel any differently about flying?

Was nervous about flying with EJ to the rock last Friday, but it was reassuring that every time a member of the flight crew came out of the cockpit the cabin manager went into the cockpit.

Its alright but if your cabin manager is a petite lady she aint gonna overpower a deranged pilot

[Ronnietheblue]

No Bob , but they are isolated in the cockpit and become oblivious to everyone else, far less likely to crash it if someone is there, it said so on tele last night

[Elite of the forum]

Right so if im wanting to top myself having someone in there with me is gonna stop me ,i seriously dont think so ,lets be honest if you are that desperate to do something like crash a plane nowts gonna stop ya

[Ronnietheblue]

That's not what the psychologists are saying. They become tunneled and having someone around stops them going into that purely selfish state

[Elite of the forum]

Just cant see it he must have been thinking about doing it for ages ,must have been in a different zone ,thats it im doing it bang

[Ronnietheblue]

This is getting too deep, needs to be at the top mi brain hurts 

[Elite of the forum]

Yeh leave it for the intellects

[Ronnietheblue]

New free view channel launching 15 Apr, called Spike TV. 

[Elite of the forum]

Put it in my diary

[Ronnietheblue]

I'm sure you have

[Elite of the forum]

Cant wait

[dee-dee]

Jon,do you know what a ginnel is? 

[Ronnietheblue]

Yep its a snicket

[dee-dee]

Yep its a snicket

Whats that then? 

[Ronnietheblue]

An alleyway then

[dee-dee]

The presenter on the local radio station I listen to in the morning is only from Yorkshire 

[Ronnietheblue]

I did wonder why you asked

[dee-dee]

You got any good Yorkshire words I could use? 

[Ronnietheblue]

I'll have a think

[Elite of the forum]

Give her some swear words she wont know 

[Ronnietheblue]

Daft apath.     Silly person

[dee-dee]

Don`t buy Citroen cars 

[Ronnietheblue]

Has it popped his clogs

[Elite of the forum]

Don`t buy Citroen cars 

My mate at the garage we take ours to,says dont buy any French car

[dee-dee]

I`ve had it for a year and now has to have a new part fitted to the gear box costing between £500 - £1000,so not happy 

[Ronnietheblue]

I never buy any french owt or German they bombed mi chippie

[dee-dee]

Try to avoid the Blackwall Tunnel on your way to work 

[Elite of the forum]

Good tip that dee i will it will save me a 430 mile round trip plus id be late for work 

[Ronnietheblue]

Great tip. I always avoid it