One for Dave cos he's Clever

[Ronnietheblue]

who's gone down the drain

[HelenR]

To find IT the clown

[DaveW]

is for what he's renowned

[Ronnietheblue]

and so we all frowned

[HelenR]

whilst waiting for H to be crowned

[Ronnietheblue]

We didn't make a sound

[DaveW]

but she is sure to astound

[Can the Man]

The dark man on the rebound

[Ronnietheblue]

Who paid his pound

[DaveW]

to attack her mound

[Can the Man]

With a  bowl of hot wax

[DaveW]

to paper over the cracks

[Can the Man]

With Jon putting his ass out for smacks

[Ronnietheblue]

Something that Can lacks

[HelenR]

But the irish always have the knack

[Ronnietheblue]

Off enjoying the craic

[DaveW]

now he is speedy but once was black

[Ronnietheblue]

so he performed in the sack

[HelenR]

Then proceeded to rub Helens back

[DaveW]

then gave her a smack

[Ronnietheblue]

And plenty of flak

[DaveW]

but she got her own back

[HelenR]

By feeding him a very spicy snack

[DaveW]

which gave him a runs attack

[Ronnietheblue]

And he soiled his best mac

[Can the Man]

In a Leeds bound train out back

[Ronnietheblue]

where he kept his mouldy snack

[DaveW]

and enticed her into his shack

[HelenR]

so she could then wax his crack

[DaveW]

and in pain shout out o fack