One for Dave cos he's Clever

[DaveW]

and to visit there you have to be a ghoul

[Ronnietheblue]

And sit on a bar stool

[DaveW]

chatting to the barmaid and playing the fool

[Ronnietheblue]

Which wasn't trendy or cool

[DaveW]

he was about as smooth as a mule

[Ronnietheblue]

That's a bit cruel

[DaveW]

because Jon got his best lines from Peter O'toole

[Ronnietheblue]

which he uses every year at Yule

[DaveW]

but he never fails to pull

[Ronnietheblue]

the fat girl from Hull

[DaveW]

who tucked into a local sea gull

[Ronnietheblue]

That they had tried to cull

[DaveW]

Then the storm after the lull

[Ronnietheblue]

Frightened the old nasty bull

[Elite of the forum]

Who's name was Ron or was it Jon

[Ronnietheblue]

but he was soon gone

[DaveW]

all the way down to London

[Ronnietheblue]

to see the greatest con

[DaveW]

but the jellied eels are great, come on

[Ronnietheblue]

but northerners don't eat none

[DaveW]

because they do nothing for fun

[Ronnietheblue]

Like eating a Chelsea bun

[DaveW]

Or garlic prawns in the sun

[Ronnietheblue]

behaving like Attila the hun

[DaveW]

By driving his car and doing a ton

[Ronnietheblue]

before for speeding he got done

[DaveW]

with the sneaky copper with his speed gun

[Ronnietheblue]

he had him on the run

[DaveW]

while the cop was eating a bun

[Ronnietheblue]

then when he was done