One for Dave cos he's Clever

[DaveW]

and rides on a pre war tram

[Ronnietheblue]

or meets a kiss o gram

[DaveW]

who is really pretty and glam

[Ronnietheblue]

As she nibbled on a clam

[DaveW]

washed down with 5 pints

[Ronnietheblue]

of adnams best beer

[DaveW]

fortunately for Jon the loos were near

[Ronnietheblue]

Which made him loudly cheer

[DaveW]

and to his eye it brought a tear

[Ronnietheblue]

And made him feel rather oddly unusual (in my mind)

[DaveW]

and then on the wall he did a doodle

[Ronnietheblue]

I didn't write that, I put kweer

So he. Had a pot noodle

[DaveW]

And fillet of poodle

[Ronnietheblue]

Until he got in a muddle

[DaveW]

and asked Dee for a cuddle

[Ronnietheblue]

at his Christmas fuddle

[DaveW]

But end up getting sud all

[Ronnietheblue]

cos hes very small

[DaveW]

smaller than a titleist golf ball

[Ronnietheblue]

on the top of a high wall

[DaveW]

By the Royal Albert hall

[Ronnietheblue]

where they are having a ball

[DaveW]

at Tubby's jellied eel stall

[Ronnietheblue]

where Cockeneeees like to call

[DaveW]

and through Petticoat Lane they will trawl

[Ronnietheblue]

often getting into a brawl

[DaveW]

and get chained to the wall

[Elite of the forum]

And winning absolute sod all

[DaveW]

And can't even beat Blackpool

[Elite of the forum]

Which is just a cesspool