Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

His old Skoda

[Ronnietheblue]

Back to the

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Metropolis of Ipswich

[DaveW]

where Dee has

[Ronnietheblue]

Seen him drive

[DaveW]

like Mr Magoo

[Ronnietheblue]

jumping red lights

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And causing people

[DaveW]

To run for

[Ronnietheblue]

an anger management

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Course in cockeneee

[Ronnietheblue]

rhyming slang which

[DaveW]

Confuses northern folk

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As its silly

[DaveW]

Lancashire inhabitants cannot

[Ronnietheblue]

understand why cockeneeeees

[DaveW]

Are so intelligent

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In their own

[DaveW]

And wider community

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In outer Essex

[dee-dee]

where Northerners are

[DaveW]

greatly enthusiastic about

[Ronnietheblue]

Returning back north

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To proper ale

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And proper grub

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And friendly people

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And proper speaking

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to make it

[DaveW]

Hell on earth

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For ignorant southerners