Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

With jellied eels

[Elite of the forum]

As a treat

[Ronnietheblue]

because Cockeneees like

[Elite of the forum]

The feel of

[Ronnietheblue]

Slippery things down

[dee-dee]

on Waikiki Beach

[Ronnietheblue]

At happy hour

[dee-dee]

where Jon waits

[Ronnietheblue]

For Dee to

[dee-dee]

walk right past

[Elite of the forum]

And ignore him

[Ronnietheblue]

As per usual

[Elite of the forum]

As this is

[DaveW]

the normal way

[Elite of the forum]

For southerners to

[Ronnietheblue]

Ignorantly behave when

[Elite of the forum]

They should be

[DaveW]

Giving two fingers

[Ronnietheblue]

to jellied eels

[DaveW]

And saveloys which

[Ronnietheblue]

slide down easily

[DaveW]

With a pint

[Ronnietheblue]

of methylated spirit

[DaveW]

The northerners tipple

[Ronnietheblue]

is best bitter

[DaveW]

From Suffolk brewers

[Elite of the forum]

But being weak

[Ronnietheblue]

ale we sent

[DaveW]

For more because

[Ronnietheblue]

we were driving