Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Delicacies that southerners

[Baldy]

Eat on a

[DaveW]

day when they

[Elite of the forum]

Need to realise

[DaveW]

there must be

[Elite of the forum]

A better place

[DaveW]

to dispose of

[Elite of the forum]

All that southern

[DaveW]

Ireland exports which

[Elite of the forum]

Is full of

[dee-dee]

horse manure and

[Elite of the forum]

Unsavoury characters who

[DaveW]

tell dodgy jokes

[Elite of the forum]

And hang around

[DaveW]

seedy night clubs

[HelenR]

Causing trouble for

[Ronnietheblue]

Teenage Russian girls

[HelenR]

That flirt with

[Elite of the forum]

the older men

[Can the Man]

From Ipswich, blackburn

[DaveW]

and especially Leinster

[Can the Man]

Where they eat

[Elite of the forum]

Deep fried peat

[DaveW]

while attacking a

[Elite of the forum]

Passing postman who

[Ronnietheblue]

Looked like Paddy

[Elite of the forum]

In his shorts

[DaveW]

and sandals with

[Baldy]

Red rose socks

[DaveW]

being chased by