Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

there when he

[dee-dee]

left it at

[Elite of the forum]

Gas mark 2

[dee-dee]

which wasn`t hot

[Elite of the forum]

Just like his

[dee-dee]

favourite curry with

[Elite of the forum]

Lots of beetroot

[Ronnietheblue]

To give it

[HelenR]

A spooky colour

[Elite of the forum]

Just in time

[HelenR]

For the small

[Elite of the forum]

Event that is

[DaveW]

due to occur

[HelenR]

At the local

[Can the Man]

male waxing saloon

[HelenR]

Where Yorkshire men

[Can the Man]

bare their hairy

[HelenR]

Bottoms to the

[Can the Man]

horrified delicate beautician

[HelenR]

Who's quite rough

[Can the Man]

stubble was prickly

[DaveW]

Like the coarsest

[Elite of the forum]

Sandpaper you could

[DaveW]

buy in Morrisons

[Elite of the forum]

In the hardware

[DaveW]

section which offers

[Baldy]

Two for one

[DaveW]

jars of beetroot

[Elite of the forum]

And pickled eggs

[DaveW]

and other northern