Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

He pinched from

[HelenR]

A fit northern

[Elite of the forum]

Bloke who knew

[DaveW]

how to fool

[Elite of the forum]

A southern pussy

[DaveW]

to not laugh

[Elite of the forum]

When he knows

[DaveW]

He is not

[Ronnietheblue]

Going to tolerate

[Baldy]

Nonsense from the

[HelenR]

Football fans that

[Ronnietheblue]

Unfortunately support spurs

[DaveW]

frustrated with failure

[Ronnietheblue]

After failure after

[DaveW]

A very premature

[Elite of the forum]

Exit from the

[DaveW]

Bar when it

[Elite of the forum]

Became certain it

[DaveW]

was Jon's round

[Elite of the forum]

So he hid

[HelenR]

With his phone

[Ronnietheblue]

In the toilet

[dee-dee]

for the umpteenth

[Ronnietheblue]

Don't you start

Time due to

[Elite of the forum]

His weak bladder

[DaveW]

and loss of

[HelenR]

Memory because of

[Ronnietheblue]

All the drossing

[Elite of the forum]

And cheap ale

[DaveW]

Supplied by his