Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Dynamos cuddling northern

[Ronnietheblue]

girls because they

[DaveW]

prefer southern men

[Ronnietheblue]

at six years

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Older than their

[DaveW]

husbands for maturity

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Or sugar daddies

[DaveW]

to satisfy their

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Taste for the

[DaveW]

Good life that

[Ronnietheblue]

Southerners can't give

[DaveW]

Without total commitment

[HelenR]

So opt for

[DaveW]

Roughing it with

[Ronnietheblue]

Tubby Isaacs the

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Whelk seller from

[Ronnietheblue]

Down petticoat lane

[DaveW]

purveyor of fine

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Football teams so

[Ronnietheblue]

Never trust a

[DaveW]

Lancashire men offering

[Ronnietheblue]

spicy chicken wings

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Which are like

[DaveW]

vindaloo but hotter

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and really make

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Your ring sting

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especially when Dave

[DaveW]

dips his eels

[dee-dee]

in mushy peas

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And beetroot puree