Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

And best butter

[Can the Man]

With lemon zest

[HelenR]

That gets his

[Can the Man]

Knob shining bright

[HelenR]

And standing up

[Can the Man]

At an angle

[HelenR]

Guaranteed to hit

[Can the Man]

His lower wrist

[HelenR]

When he plays

[Can the Man]

My ding aling

[HelenR]

And bangs spoons

[Can the Man]

On his knees

[HelenR]

And whistles to

[Elite of the forum]

the tune of

[HelenR]

Emmerdale so that

[Elite of the forum]

he remembers the

[DaveW]

Time when he

[HelenR]

Once visited the

[Can the Man]

Rovers Return in

[Elite of the forum]

A dark nightmare

[Can the Man]

With Queen Vic

[Elite of the forum]

Looking over his

[Can the Man]

Counter in the

[Elite of the forum]

Middle of the

[Can the Man]

Wool pack pub

[Elite of the forum]

Where his mates

[Can the Man]

Drink tea from

[HelenR]

Dirty old boots

[Elite of the forum]

Worn by the

[Ronnietheblue]

Yorkshire elite who