Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

But only on

[Can the Man]

Days they win

[HelenR]

So he can

[Can the Man]

Play with himself

[Brightspark]

U wot m8?

[HelenR]

Play with himself

And watch old

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Recordings of Leeds

[HelenR]

Rugby league lose

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To women's league

[HelenR]

Which is very

[Can the Man]

Poncy like banties

[HelenR]

Causing him to

[Brightspark]

Go down the pub and have a pint

[Can the Man]

Causing him to

Sit in toilets

[HelenR]

And hide whilst

[Can the Man]

Others buy drink

[HelenR]

Which he fiinds

[Can the Man]

Very popular with

[HelenR]

Certain rough customers

[Can the Man]

From South Essex

[HelenR]

Who eat all

[Can the Man]

Jellied eels and

[HelenR]

Drink posh tea

[Can the Man]

Outa china mugs

[HelenR]

And flowery teapot

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With lace doilies

[HelenR]

And fancy cake

[Can the Man]

With cucumber sandwiches

[HelenR]

Cut into triangles

[Can the Man]

And no crusts