Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

when the button

[DaveW]

is pressed they

[Elite of the forum]

jump into action

[DaveW]

and cut off

[Elite of the forum]

the phone line

[DaveW]

and remove their

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affiliation to the

[Ronnietheblue]

worlds best forum

[Can the Man]

Confusing the hell

[Elite of the forum]

Out of the

[DaveW]

Irish contingent who

[Elite of the forum]

Didnt know if

[Ronnietheblue]

they were coming

[Elite of the forum]

Or going to

[DaveW]

get their posts

[Elite of the forum]

and mistakes were

[DaveW]

edited by the

[Can the Man]

Dark man returning

[Elite of the forum]

From his holiday

[DaveW]

as a raven

[Elite of the forum]

was flying overhead

[DaveW]

and dropping great

[Elite of the forum]

dollops of poo

[DaveW]

over Jon in

[Elite of the forum]

His beloved Bradford

[DaveW]

pub garden when

[Elite of the forum]

The clouds began

[DaveW]

to dilute his

[Elite of the forum]

Best yorkshire bitter

[DaveW]

and ruined his