Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Night out with

[DaveW]

Dee while his

[Elite of the forum]

Lovely wife Lisa

[DaveW]

shreds his clothes

[Elite of the forum]

And made him

[DaveW]

go to work   (if you can call it work)

[Elite of the forum]

And actually get

[DaveW]

his hands dirty

[Elite of the forum]

But it was

[DaveW]

a false alarm

[Elite of the forum]

And he didnt

[DaveW]

have to serve

[Elite of the forum]

Any beer to

[DaveW]

 night time golfers

[Elite of the forum]

Who play with

[DaveW]

balls that can

[Elite of the forum]

Be inflated when

[DaveW]

the alcohol takes

[Elite of the forum]

It nasty hold

[DaveW]

and the yips

[Elite of the forum]

Made it impossible

[DaveW]

to putt into

[Can the Man]

The basket hoop

[DaveW]

so he had

[Elite of the forum]

 To go back

[DaveW]

and buy a

[Elite of the forum]

Round for all

[DaveW]

the studs up

[Elite of the forum]

In West Yorkshire

[DaveW]

who annoy ladies