Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

With his digger

[Ronnietheblue]

That he bought

[DaveW]

on Ebay with

[Ronnietheblue]

his monopoly winnings

[DaveW]

from an Irish

[Ronnietheblue]

syndicate that was

[DaveW]

printing its own

[Ronnietheblue]

go to jail

[DaveW]

cards and community

[Ronnietheblue]

chest cos he

[DaveW]

he thought Boobs

[Ronnietheblue]

were community chests

[DaveW]

for him to

[Ronnietheblue]

caress whenever he

[DaveW]

thought about ladies

[Ronnietheblue]

who came from

[DaveW]

Wigan and surrounding

[Ronnietheblue]

Areas but his

[DaveW]

Not choosy so

[Can the Man]

He spied Essex

[Mr Boo Boo]

Ladies of the

[Ronnietheblue]

Night who charged

[DaveW]

gullible northern gentlemen

[Ronnietheblue]

Like young Graham

[Mr Boo Boo]

Who would never

[Ronnietheblue]

Pay a fiver

[Mr Boo Boo]

And luncheon vouchers

[DaveW]

in exchange for

[Mr Boo Boo]

A chip butty

[DaveW]

with special services