Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Had custom made

[Mr Boo Boo]

For stripping meat

[HelenR]

And deboning slowly

[Elite of the forum]

The boner that

[HelenR]

Was caused by

[Elite of the forum]

A glimpse of

[HelenR]

Jon's very handsome

[Ronnietheblue]

Red cortina which

[HelenR]

He let angel

[DaveW]

have a ride

[HelenR]

As long as

[DaveW]

she massaged his

[HelenR]

Very large ego

[DaveW]

until it was

[HelenR]

Twice the size

[DaveW]

of an oversized

[HelenR]

Pair of melons

[DaveW]

acquired from Waitrose

[HelenR]

On special offer

[DaveW]

for Aldi customers

[HelenR]

Using vouchers from

[DaveW]

social security handouts

[HelenR]

Paid for by

[DaveW]

overtaxed city bankers

[HelenR]

And their fat

[DaveW]

packed lunches that

[HelenR]

Bob made from

[Can the Man]

BR cheese sandwiches

[HelenR]

And pickled beetroot

[Can the Man]

With deep fried