Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

By the gallon

[Elite of the forum]

But envious  cockenees

[Ronnietheblue]

Prefer flat rubbish

[Elite of the forum]

Tasting of toilet

[Ronnietheblue]

Water with no

[DaveW]

Northern pollutants added

[Ronnietheblue]

To improve the

[Elite of the forum]

Taste of southern

[DaveW]

Comfort imported from

[dee-dee]

America where they

[Elite of the forum]

Get slave labour

[Ronnietheblue]

From leafy Norfolk

[dee-dee]

because they are

[Baldy]

In need of

[Elite of the forum]

Tax free work

[Baldy]

And free lodgings

[Elite of the forum]

At daves house

[Baldy]

Where the facilities

[Elite of the forum]

Are palacious and

[DaveW]

Requires COVID passports

[Baldy]

Before being admitted

[DaveW]

For an experience

[Baldy]

Beyond our wildest

[DaveW]

Dreams were you

[Elite of the forum]

Hand fed by

[DaveW]

Dusky maidens in

[dee-dee]

attire that makes

[Ronnietheblue]

Dave very frisky

[Elite of the forum]

But he has

[Ronnietheblue]

A slight problem