Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Brewed from his

[Ronnietheblue]

Own micro brewery

[DaveW]

In his shed

[Ronnietheblue]

At the back

[DaveW]

Of ferret cage

[Baldy]

And pigeon coop

[DaveW]

And whippet kennel

[Elite of the forum]

Where he mixes

[Ronnietheblue]

His magic potions

[Elite of the forum]

To the wonderment

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Norfolk's tightest

[Elite of the forum]

Who's tastebuds were

[Baldy]

Taken to a

[DaveW]

New level of

[Ronnietheblue]

Enjoyment with the

[Elite of the forum]

Finest Northern ales

[dee-dee]

mixed with vodka

[Elite of the forum]

So that the

[DaveW]

The water evaporates

[dee-dee]

and it tastes

[Elite of the forum]

Like less than one's image of idealised perfection  southern

[Elite of the forum]

Like c.r.a.p.p.y southern   

[Baldy]

Lancastrian beer brewed

[Elite of the forum]

Which is great

[DaveW]

For clearing drains

[Baldy]

Or rotting guts

[Ronnietheblue]

Of softie southerners

[dee-dee]

who drink the

[Elite of the forum]

Most disgusting  beer

[Baldy]

That northerners brew