Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Toned part of

[DaveW]

body which has

[HelenR]

A number of

[Ronnietheblue]

Tasteful tattoos placed

[Elite of the forum]

just where you

[DaveW]

you would expect

[Elite of the forum]

it to be

[DaveW]

smooth and unblemished

[Elite of the forum]

just like when

[DaveW]

she was born

[HelenR]

But then it

[Ronnietheblue]

all went wrong

[DaveW]

when she had

[Ronnietheblue]

Invited the Scotsman

[DaveW]

To massage sensuous

[HelenR]

on certain parts

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Cans backside

[DaveW]

Wearing gardening gloves

[HelenR]

whilst holding a

[Ronnietheblue]

George Michael photo

[DaveW]

And a whip

[Ronnietheblue]

For his games

[HelenR]

when he attends

[DaveW]

To the basic

[Ronnietheblue]

Needs of Kenny

[DaveW]

And his wierdest

[HelenR]

fantasies about the

[Ronnietheblue]

Shape of Cans

[DaveW]

Stolen bag pipes

[Ronnietheblue]

That he blew