Re: 3 word story

[HelenR]

Because the daft

[DaveW]

barman had closed

[HelenR]

The door to

[DaveW]

a drunken young

[HelenR]

Girls toilet door

[Ronnietheblue]

Where the men

[DaveW]

dare not enter

[Ronnietheblue]

because they would

[DaveW]

leave the seat

[Ronnietheblue]

down and cause

[DaveW]

splashes where the

[Ronnietheblue]

men cannot aim

[DaveW]

After a couple

[Ronnietheblue]

of large Irish

[DaveW]

Whiskeys after lashings

[Ronnietheblue]

of Pizza at

[DaveW]

Wetherspoons leaving them

[Ronnietheblue]

only the crusts

[Elite of the forum]

To feed the

[Ronnietheblue]

pigeons that gather

[Can the Man]

In Scottish kilts

[Elite of the forum]

Which attract them

[DaveW]

like flies around

[Ronnietheblue]

the honey pot

[HelenR]

Which is sticky

[Ronnietheblue]

And makes you

[Elite of the forum]

Want to lick

[Ronnietheblue]

It off her

[HelenR]

Very cute little

[DaveW]

well looked after