Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Finest black pudding

[DaveW]

savaged by dogs

[Ronnietheblue]

Including windy Bailey

[DaveW]

Who had been

[Elite of the forum]

Farting for Essex

[Ronnietheblue]

And making cockeneeees

[dee-dee]

gag because of

[Ronnietheblue]

The vile aroma

[DaveW]

Of the pudding

[dee-dee]

that he ate

[Ronnietheblue]

After his walkies

[Elite of the forum]

In the cold

[Ronnietheblue]

Air by the

[DaveW]

Sugar beet factory

[Elite of the forum]

Where poor cockeneeees

[dee-dee]

climb over the

[DaveW]

fence to get

[Elite of the forum]

A free lunch

[DaveW]

And a round

[Baldy]

Of proper beer 🍻

[DaveW]

Brewed in Suffolk

[dee-dee]

in a pub

[DaveW]

car park where

[Baldy]

Northerners are barred

[DaveW]

From dogging meetings

[dee-dee]

because they make

[DaveW]

too much noise

[Elite of the forum]

And upset the

[DaveW]

Travellers camped on

[Baldy]

Bobs front lawn