Re: 3 word story

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In their lunchtime

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Breaks solving the

[Baldy]

Crossword puzzle in

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In pigeon racing

[Baldy]

Won by the

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Local inbred bird

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From Essex who

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Jon admires by

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Buying her a

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some furry dice

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And a nodding

[Baldy]

Dog to put

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On her washing

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line along with

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Her sexy little

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Anne Summers undies

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With the frilly

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Bits to excite

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Jon has he

[Baldy]

Gently pulls them

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into the basket

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with other ladies

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Slightly soiled frilly

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Bits accumulated from

[Baldy]

The local laundrette

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While the ladies

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stroke his large

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Honed Steroid enhanced

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Sausage which resembles

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a tube of