Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Imported from Emmerdale

[Elite of the forum]

But Suffolk born

[DaveW]

and upstanding folk

[Ronnietheblue]

In the asylum

[DaveW]

Seekers from Yorkshire

[Baldy]

Where they thrive

[DaveW]

On Suffolk ale

[Ronnietheblue]

When they're desperate

[dee-dee]

for a drink

[Ronnietheblue]

At the beach

[dee-dee]

at Happy Hour

[Ronnietheblue]

Where G buys

[dee-dee]

Mojitos all round

[Ronnietheblue]

Before going romping

[dee-dee]

in the dunes

[Ronnietheblue]

With mi Princess 

[dee-dee]

in a private

[Ronnietheblue]

Stone circle so

[Baldy]

Nobody can witness

[DaveW]

Apart from photobrian

[Baldy]

The shenanigans that

[DaveW]

Steamed up his

[Baldy]

Sunglasses leaving him

[Ronnietheblue]

In a hot

[DaveW]

spot after he

[Elite of the forum]

Forgot to mention

[Baldy]

He's a Jaffa

[Elite of the forum]

And can't satisfy

[Baldy]

Any woman's lust

[DaveW]

But when he