Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

black pudding to

[Baldy]

Eat as picnic

[DaveW]

Before getting onto

[Ronnietheblue]

The beautiful countryside

[DaveW]

Trashed by travellers

[Baldy]

From Lancashire on

[DaveW]

A tour of

[Baldy]

Gods own county

[Ronnietheblue]

The finest Yorkshire

[DaveW]

Parks and historical

[Baldy]

Mines that adorn

[DaveW]

The fracking sites

[Elite of the forum]

Of rich southerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Who moan constantly

[DaveW]

about subsidizing northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

In jellied eels

[Baldy]

Which they love

[Ronnietheblue]

To throw up

[DaveW]

and eat again

[Elite of the forum]

To see if

[DaveW]

Tastes even better

[Baldy]

The second time

[DaveW]

And recommend them

[Ronnietheblue]

To tasteless cockeneeees

[DaveW]

Who they admire

[Ronnietheblue]

For being stupid

[DaveW]

Yorkshiremen with brains

[dee-dee]

the size of

[DaveW]

Einstein and personality

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Eastend character