Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

moaning about anything

[Ronnietheblue]

To do with

[DaveW]

The price of

[Baldy]

Black pudding and

[Ronnietheblue]

Other local delicacies

[DaveW]

like ferret pie

[Elite of the forum]

Or jellied  eels

[DaveW]

the favourite sustenance

[Elite of the forum]

Of the masses

[DaveW]

of Tubbie's fans

[Baldy]

Down Essex way

[DaveW]

Where the best

[Baldy]

Cockles and whelks

[Ronnietheblue]

Are fed to

[DaveW]

eager Yorkshire boys

[Ronnietheblue]

Who spit them

[Elite of the forum]

On the floor

[DaveW]

the uncouth reprobates

[Ronnietheblue]

Dislike Southern grub

[Elite of the forum]

Because it's poo

[Ronnietheblue]

And insipid rubbish

[Baldy]

Similar to black

[Ronnietheblue]

Country food which

[Baldy]

Is all yam

[Ronnietheblue]

And cold turkey

[DaveW]

Leftovers from Christmas

[Ronnietheblue]

That they love

[Baldy]

To mash up

[dee-dee]

with lashings of

[DaveW]

stale Brussel sprouts