Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

to be screwed

[dee-dee]

right in Essex

[DaveW]

On the pier

[Elite of the forum]

With a big

[Baldy]

Dipper going round

[dee-dee]

riders throwing up

[DaveW]

over Dee's stilettos

[Ronnietheblue]

Making her very

[Baldy]

Attractive to northern

[dee-dee]

types that like

[DaveW]

The best women

[Baldy]

To do unmentionable

[DaveW]

things like ironing

[Baldy]

Jon's budgie smugglers

[Ronnietheblue]

On the beach

[DaveW]

burning his little

[Elite of the forum]

Wobbly white buttocks

[DaveW]

That have been

[Ronnietheblue]

Slapped by his

[Baldy]

Female captain at

[Ronnietheblue]

The Love Boat

[Elite of the forum]

Golf club in

[Ronnietheblue]

Which Dave tries

[Elite of the forum]

His corny  lines

[Baldy]

Of a carrot 🥕

[DaveW]

For donkey Adams

[Baldy]

The cousin of

[Elite of the forum]

All Suffolk bumpkins

[DaveW]

Imported from Lancashire

[dee-dee]

in flaming June