Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Signed for Tottenham

[DaveW]

With an X

[Ronnietheblue]

On the dotted

[DaveW]

Line when asked

[Baldy]

To sign their

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Name even though

[dee-dee]

he struggled with

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Taking the top

[DaveW]

off the crayon

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Which was pink

[DaveW]

matching Arsene's lipstick

[Ronnietheblue]

And his matching

[DaveW]

Shoes that he

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Borrowed from Dee

[Baldy]

Which are two

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Lovely pink stilettos

[DaveW]

with golden bows

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To impress the

[Baldy]

Lads from Essex

[DaveW]

who can tell

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Quality stilettos when

[Baldy]

They are being

[DaveW]

Modelled by Dee

[dee-dee]

but she never

[DaveW]

loses her balance

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Even tho she

[dee-dee]

had trouble getting

[DaveW]

so many vodkas

[Baldy]

Down her neck

[DaveW]

during happy hour