Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Dumped by Walcott

[Ronnietheblue]

Whose goals helped

[DaveW]

But not England

[Elite of the forum]

Who are nonsense

[DaveW]

And wreck players

[Ronnietheblue]

Confidence with stupid

[DaveW]

Tactics and too

[Baldy]

Much alcohol consumed

[DaveW]

With the wags

[Ronnietheblue]

Before half time

[DaveW]

cigarettes and line

[Ronnietheblue]

Dancing with the

[Baldy]

Referee and linesmen

[DaveW]

Then a karaoke

[Baldy]

Sing off in

[DaveW]

Gary lineker's bar

[Ronnietheblue]

With the local

[Baldy]

Crisp eating numpties

[DaveW]

in their underpants

[Baldy]

With Dumbo sized

[DaveW]

ears painted bright

[Ronnietheblue]

To attract the

[DaveW]

Free wifi signal

[Ronnietheblue]

So that they

[DaveW]

Could play their

[Ronnietheblue]

Game of monopoly

[DaveW]

using real money

[Ronnietheblue]

Cos they're overpaid

[Baldy]

Divas with no

[Ronnietheblue]

Brain so they