Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

on a promise

[Elite of the forum]

But he,d forgotten

[DaveW]

how to do

[Baldy]

Tonsil tickling properly

[Elite of the forum]

so dave was

[Baldy]

There to demonstrate

[Elite of the forum]

The art of

[DaveW]

The ultimate pleasure

[Ronnietheblue]

In perverted acts

[Elite of the forum]

Using gellied eels

[Ronnietheblue]

To stick up

[Elite of the forum]

Some smelly hole

[Ronnietheblue]

Which Dave sniffs

[Elite of the forum]

With his hooter

[Ronnietheblue]

To clear his

[Elite of the forum]

Nasal passage of

[Ronnietheblue]

Of the bull

[Elite of the forum]

Where four words

[Ronnietheblue]

We're modified bullsh**

[Elite of the forum]

That most cockeneeeeees

[Ronnietheblue]

Tend to speak

[Elite of the forum]

Because they are

[Ronnietheblue]

As thick as

[Elite of the forum]

The Thames barrier

[Ronnietheblue]

Not understanding proper

[Baldy]

Jibberish  spoken by

[Ronnietheblue]

The Spurs manager

[Baldy]

And the players

[DaveW]

and infantile northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Giving Dave nightmares