Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Have a preference

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To things that

[DaveW]

of the riff-raff

[Ronnietheblue]

Think Daves been on the peroni

From seedy Ipswich

[DaveW]

in Massachusetts where

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Suffolk golfers are

[DaveW]

Born to lead

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Others up the

[DaveW]

Ladder to riches

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Earned by deceit

[Baldy]

Given by northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Who are generous

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Even to cockeneees

[DaveW]

who are generous

[Ronnietheblue]

To absolutely nobody

[DaveW]

With good manners

[Baldy]

Speaking like a

[DaveW]

Yorkshire pigeon fancier

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Supping a pint

[Baldy]

Of old peculiar

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In the snug

[DaveW]

of the Woolpack

[Ronnietheblue]

Where classy people

[DaveW]

drink pink gin

[Ronnietheblue]

Whilst nibbling a

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Young ladies ear

[DaveW]

and softly spoken

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Words seem to

[DaveW]

hit the spot

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And jon was