Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Flow so had

[Elite of the forum]

To use one

[Baldy]

One finger to

[Elite of the forum]

Push it back

[DaveW]

on target and

[Baldy]

Shout for help

[DaveW]

from a local

[Baldy]

Youth who Jon

[DaveW]

Had struck up

[Baldy]

An intimate relationship

[Elite of the forum]

With whilst hiding

[DaveW]

his playboys and

[Ronnietheblue]

Daves birthday present

[DaveW]

a railway timepiece

[Ronnietheblue]

That was slow

[DaveW]

and affected by

[Elite of the forum]

Weak southern beer

[Baldy]

Brewed specifically for

[Ronnietheblue]

Pensioners from suffolk

[DaveW]

strong, virile folk

[Elite of the forum]

When using zimmerframes

[Ronnietheblue]

To knock over

[Elite of the forum]

Innocent people who

[Baldy]

Stand in their

[Elite of the forum]

Way whilst trying

[Ronnietheblue]

On new syrups

[Elite of the forum]

Which actually fit

[DaveW]

like Jon's pink

[Elite of the forum]

Spangled budgie smugglers

[DaveW]

From Anne Summers