Re: 3 word story

[Elite of the forum]

Unlike those cockeneeeees

[Ronnietheblue]

Who don't unfortunately

[Baldy]

Talk in a

[DaveW]

grating Lancashire twang

[Baldy]

That cannot be

[Ronnietheblue]

Understood by most

[Baldy]

People south of

[Ronnietheblue]

Barnsley because they

[Baldy]

Speak proper English

[Elite of the forum]

In their minds

[DaveW]

Of the northern

[Ronnietheblue]

Gentlemen who prefer

[DaveW]

Playing bingo and

[Baldy]

Supping weak ale

[Ronnietheblue]

Imported from Maidstone

[Baldy]

Where Fremlins used

[Elite of the forum]

To be a

[Ronnietheblue]

Regular visitor to

[Elite of the forum]

The gents urinals

[Ronnietheblue]

Until Dave frightened

[Elite of the forum]

Them off when

[Ronnietheblue]

His syrup fell

[DaveW]

In the urinal

[Ronnietheblue]

Scaring Dee who

[Baldy]

Was cleaning the

[dee-dee]

mess that Bob

[Elite of the forum]

Had made when

[dee-dee]

he missed the

[Elite of the forum]

The pot and

[dee-dee]

couldn`t stop the