Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

 Jon's tomato ketchup

[Elite of the forum]

And fried beetroot

[Ronnietheblue]

To ensure that

[DaveW]

nobody will steal

[Elite of the forum]

Them before they

[DaveW]

Are admitted to

[Elite of the forum]

The local asylum

[Ronnietheblue]

For treatment to

[DaveW]

understand the complicated

[Elite of the forum]

Rituals of cockeneeees

[DaveW]

Enormous brain capacity

[Elite of the forum]

Sadly all empty

[Baldy]

Due to being

[Elite of the forum]

Mushy and mouldy

[Baldy]

Just like the

[Elite of the forum]

Overcooked jellied eels

[Baldy]

That are exported

[Elite of the forum]

To caleta  for

[Baldy]

The visiting northerners

[Elite of the forum]

To stare in

[DaveW]

silence after failing

[Elite of the forum]

To understand the

[DaveW]

Superior southern intellect

[Elite of the forum]

In total stupidity

[DaveW]

Of Lancashire folk

[Elite of the forum]

Who are superior

[DaveW]

at whinging about

[Baldy]

Anything and everything

[DaveW]

Because they are

[Baldy]

As grumpy as