Re: 3 word story

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Trip to Argentina

[DaveW]

to meet Ardiles

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After retiring from

[DaveW]

The local football

[Baldy]

Team in north

[DaveW]

West where they

[Baldy]

Eat meat pies

[DaveW]

and race whippets

[Baldy]

Wearing flat caps

[DaveW]

and smoking Capstan

[Baldy]

Waiting for pigeons

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Pooing on cockeneees


Whippets with flat caps that could take off 

[Baldy]

To move north

[Elite of the forum]

Because their pensions

[Baldy]

Go much further

[Elite of the forum]

Being bloated plutocrats

[Baldy]

And living in

[Elite of the forum]

7 bedroomed houses

[Baldy]

Which are the

[Elite of the forum]

Norm for rich

[Baldy]

Southerners who emigrate

[Elite of the forum]

For better life

[Baldy]

And not understand

[Elite of the forum]

The proper language

[Baldy]

Spoken by the

[Elite of the forum]

Proper northern people

[Baldy]

Who put t'in

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In all they

[Baldy]

Say and splutter

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Which still is