Re: 3 word story

[Ronnietheblue]

Of Daves wallet

[Baldy]

Which is full

[DaveW]

of Jon's IOUs

[Baldy]

Which will never

[DaveW]

Be honoured because

[Elite of the forum]

Tight and Yorkshire

[Baldy]

Go hand in

[DaveW]

hand not pocket

[Baldy]

Billiards played by

[Elite of the forum]

These Yorkshire folk

[DaveW]

Who please themselves

[dee-dee]

with silly games

[DaveW]

For their low

[Ronnietheblue]

Diskwallyfied southern chums

[Elite of the forum]

Who are numb

[dee-dee]

from the waist

[Elite of the forum]

Down which is

[dee-dee]

always a problem

[Elite of the forum]

In the bedroom

[dee-dee]

if you can`t

[Elite of the forum]

Get it up

[dee-dee]

then you`ll need

[DaveW]

a good book

[Elite of the forum]

To read instead

[DaveW]

the carnal delights

[Elite of the forum]

Which some people

[Baldy]

Practice on a

[Elite of the forum]

Old Yorkshire sheep

[DaveW]

with nice eyes

[Baldy]

And a coat