Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

High esteem by

[Elite of the forum]

Their eton cronies

[dee-dee]

who always buy

[Baldy]

Others less fortunate

[DaveW]

especially from Preston

[Baldy]

And the Yorkshire

[DaveW]

run down areas

[dee-dee]

half a pint

[DaveW]

and pork scratchings

[Baldy]

That are consumed

[DaveW]

Instead of luncheon

[Elite of the forum]

Meat which the

[Baldy]

Poor people of

[DaveW]

the outer reaches

[Elite of the forum]

Of rural Suffolk

[Ronnietheblue]

Can't afford because

[Elite of the forum]

The golf fees

[dee-dee]

are way too

[DaveW]

expensive for northern

[Ronnietheblue]

Men who prefer

[DaveW]

More feminine sports

[Ronnietheblue]

Because real men

[DaveW]

from Essex excel

[Ronnietheblue]

In knitting and

[DaveW]

Kicking Yorkshire butts

[Baldy]

Which are rather

[Ronnietheblue]

Childish but southerners

[DaveW]

Supremacy will always

[Baldy]

Come to the

[DaveW]

Fore and they