Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

opposing progress and

[Elite of the forum]

Trying to make

[DaveW]

A financial opportunity

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To become a

[dee-dee]

laugh a minute

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Dot com director

[dee-dee]

of a website

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Dedicated to syrups

[dee-dee]

of all colours

[DaveW]

that double as

[Elite of the forum]

A shammy to

[Ronnietheblue]

Wash your windows

[Elite of the forum]

Or polish your

[DaveW]

Family silver which

[Elite of the forum]

Is usually locked

[dee-dee]

in the loft

[Ronnietheblue]

Along with his

[Elite of the forum]

Wallet so that

[Ronnietheblue]

He can scrounge

[Baldy]

All his drinks

[Ronnietheblue]

Off any mug

[DaveW]

that falls for

[Ronnietheblue]

His cockeneeeeeeee charms

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Which only work

[Ronnietheblue]

On other strange

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People from cockeneeeland

[Baldy]

Who feel reet

[DaveW]

And above the

[Baldy]

Northerners who think

[Elite of the forum]

And know that