Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

Lady boy bodies

[Ronnietheblue]

To those deranged

[DaveW]

People from Preston

[Ronnietheblue]

Who like to

[DaveW]

Count to twelve

[Baldy]

And no further

[DaveW]

On two hands

[dee-dee]

because they have

[Elite of the forum]

Essex boys to

[Ronnietheblue]

Constantly laugh at

[dee-dee]

their white bits

[DaveW]

and kick sand

[Baldy]

In their faces

[Ronnietheblue]

Before running scared

[DaveW]

Northerners to their

[Baldy]

Whippets, ferrets and

[DaveW]

Racing pigeons that

[Baldy]

Are a delicacy

[DaveW]

After twelve pints

[Baldy]

Of real ale

[DaveW]

weak Yorkshire ale

[Ronnietheblue]

With creamy heads

[Elite of the forum]

For the locals

[Ronnietheblue]

And flat ale

[Elite of the forum]

For the cockeneeees

[Ronnietheblue]

Who don't appreciate

[Elite of the forum]

The finer things

[Ronnietheblue]

In life preferring

[DaveW]

to frack Preston

[Ronnietheblue]

And ramble on