Re: 3 word story

[DaveW]

unlike northern slobs

[Ronnietheblue]

Who resemble Rottweiler's

[Elite of the forum]

Ready to rip

[Baldy]

Open their wallets

[DaveW]

After mugging unsuspecting

[Baldy]

Southerners who couldn't

[Elite of the forum]

Read or write

[Ronnietheblue]

Or get a

[DaveW]

thank you from

[Ronnietheblue]

Ignorant southerners who

[Baldy]

Were really northerners

[Ronnietheblue]

Doing an impression

[Baldy]

Badly of the

[DaveW]

Proper word pronounciation

[Ronnietheblue]

Aye tha's reet

[DaveW]

and other gobbledegook

[Ronnietheblue]

That confuses Dave

[Elite of the forum]

who speaks the

[DaveW]

Perfect queen's English

[Baldy]

Understood by all

[DaveW]

Well educated people

[Baldy]

That only live

[DaveW]

In southern England

[Baldy]

And rarely venture

[DaveW]

Past Watford Gap

[Baldy]

As the yokels

[Ronnietheblue]

Don't appreciate cockeneeeeees

[Elite of the forum]

Or bloody snobs

[DaveW]

Because they're miserable

[Elite of the forum]

And like to