Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

People from down

[DaveW]

South to feed

[dee-dee]

all the seagulls

[Elite of the forum]

Some fresh popcorn

[Ronnietheblue]

On Clacton pier

[Elite of the forum]

Where the wind

[Ronnietheblue]

Helped dry out

[Elite of the forum]

The old folks

[Ronnietheblue]

Who wet there

[Elite of the forum]

Knickers at 0430 

[Ronnietheblue]

Which excited Dave

[Elite of the forum]

Who in turn

[Ronnietheblue]

Wet himself to

[Elite of the forum]

Join in the

[Ronnietheblue]

Cockeneeeee ritual of

[DaveW]

slap the northerner

[Elite of the forum]

On the back

[DaveW]

Of his head

[Baldy]

To knock some

[DaveW]

sense into him

[Elite of the forum]

So that he

[DaveW]

Would be polite

[Elite of the forum]

To the ladies

[Ronnietheblue]

Showing them some

[DaveW]

desirable qualities that

[Ronnietheblue]

Southerners don't have

[DaveW]

To learn as

[Elite of the forum]

they are so

[DaveW]

Well trained already

[Ronnietheblue]

Like lap dogs