Anybody got a spare Umbrella

[woe10]

It's Black, Thundering and pouring down over Caleta and I was just about to take the dog for a walk 

[ashworth]

Just what the golf courses and gardens needed. I cant remember the last time it rain for over 2 hours. The thunder and lightening seems close to the golf course. We could do with one a month.

[woe10]

The Heaven's have opened up. Got a nice clean car now 

Lightning Flashes over Fuerteventura and Lanzarote 4.00pm today. eltiempo.es

[Captain Sensible]

Storms weren't forecast when I checked yesterday, but this morning a Yellow Alert was in place for storms.

[Deso]

We're OK,  El Hierro is still there on the Satellite photo.   

[dagwood]

Are the flies grounded Woe?

[woe10]

Are the flies grounded Woe?

Ha !!!!   That's sorted those little  #@#%6=Ç**@## out. Let the Robot translate that one   

[Ronnietheblue]

Here in a rain soaked Yorkshire, my sympathies are with you all, hope you're managing to survive OK  If you are in urgent need of a brolly, I left my golfing one at the side of the lake at fuerte golf club last September, feel free to go get it. Was using it as a parasol at the time. Its a black one and when its put up, it says ' I love playing on my mobile phone' all across it. Please return as I might need it next Friday
Regards Ronnie.

[dagwood]

Are the flies grounded Woe?

Ha !!!!   That's sorted those little  #@#%6=Ç**@## out. Let the Robot translate that one 

I think I worked it out. " ones whos parents are unmarried" and may also include a seven letter word, first letter F and ending in G. Hint the word is not "Flowing"

[foley58]

Are the flies grounded Woe?

Ha !!!!   That's sorted those little  #@#%6=Ç**@## out. Let the Robot translate that one 

I think I worked it out. " ones whos parents are unmarried" and may also include a seven letter word, first letter F and ending in G. Hint the word is not "Flowing"

farting?

[fifi]

Does the robot speak Irish? Lets see.... fecking flies.

[fifi]

Ah ha....nach bhfuil sé Gaeilge a labhairt (he doesnt speak Irish)

[ashworth]

Clear skys again this morning with a nice freshness in the air. Looks like we are back to normal.

[dagwood]

Are the flies grounded Woe?

Ha !!!!   That's sorted those little  #@#%6=Ç**@## out. Let the Robot translate that one 

I think I worked it out. " ones whos parents are unmarried" and may also include a seven letter word, first letter F and ending in G. Hint the word is not "Flowing"

farting?

Possibly but that uasually comes before the word that the robot has a real problem with so be careful.

[Voldermort]

Ah ha....nach bhfuil sé Gaeilge a labhairt (he doesnt speak Irish)

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[dagwood]

Someone should setup an Umbrella shop, could last as long as some of the pubs etc.

[dagwood]

Ah ha....nach bhfuil sé Gaeilge a labhairt (he doesn't speak Irish)

I don't know if its (the Robot) a he or a she. All I know is it has a very long unforgiving memory and will drag up something that happened long ago which you have long forgotten, so possibly a she. It/she could read Greek in one lesson.



I messed that one up.

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[fifi]

Ah ha....nach bhfuil sé Gaeilge a labhairt (he doesnt speak Irish)

The Forum robot must be a Father Ted fan.





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[fifi]

There seems to be a problem with the quotes at the moment.

[dagwood]

There seems to be a problem with the quotes at the moment.

Sack the robot