Lock up your Cows.

[fifi]

 

There is a 15000 euro fine for Cattle that are caught straying.......so lock up your Cows everyone.



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[fifi]

Cow protest starting already

[Johnrgby2]

There is a 15000 euro fine for Cattle that are caught straying.......so lock up your Cows everyone.



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I hope there is a lift in that building, as I am certain I read somewhere recently, that while cows can climb up stairs, they can not walk down them

[fifi]

Thats true John. Clever owners making sure they do not receive a fine.



Random and interesting facts about cows

At first glance, cows might seem to be simple animals, but they`re not! Cows are fascinating animals. For instance did you know that cows can smell something up to 6 miles away, or that cows can produce 125 lbs. of saliva in one day. Here`s a list of interesting facts:

    Cows are social animals, and they naturally form large herds. And like people, they will make friends and bond to some herd members, while avoiding others
    Cows are red-green colorblind. In a bullfight, its the waving of the cape that attracts the bull not the red color
    A cow`s heart beats between 60 and 70 beats per minute
    Cows can hear lower and higher frequencies better than humans.
    An average dairy cow weighs about 1,200 pounds.
    A cows normal body temperature is 101.5°F.
    The average cow chews at least 50 times per minute.
    The typical cow stands up and sits down about 14 times a day.
    An average cow has more than 40,000 jaw movements in a day.
    Cows actually do not bite grass; instead they curl their tongue around it.
    Cows have almost total 360-degree panoramic vision.
    Cows have a single stomach, but four different digestive compartments.
    Cows are pregnant for 9 months just like people
    A dairy cow can produce 125 lbs. of saliva a day
    Cows spend 8 hours per day eating, 8 hours chewing her cud (regurgitated, partially digested food), and 8 hours sleeping
    You can lead a cow upstairs, but not downstairs. Cows knees can`t bend properly to walk downstairs.
    Cows can`t vomit  Good news folks.
    The average cow drinks 30 to 50 gallons of water each day
    The average cow produces 70 lbs. of milk. That`s 8 gallons per day!
    Cows only have teeth on the bottom
    Cows have a great sense of smell. They can smell something up to 6 miles away
    Dairy cows are economic job creating machines! 1 dairy cow creates 4 full time jobs in the local community
    A Holstein`s spots are like a fingerprint. No two cows have exactly the same pattern of black and white spots. They are all different
    The average cow will eat about 100 lbs. of feed per day

[waggy]

Be afraid; be very afraid:
http://www.irishcentral.com/news/-great-armagh-cow-jailbreak-opens-gate-with-her-tongue-freeing-cows-video-124099109-237394271.html

[fifi]

Poor Daisy is on the missing  list now Waggy



Hope all is well with you.

[waggy]

Just AWOL hopefully. And she is a master/istress of disguise after all: have you noticed the way she sometimes puts false horns on?

[bluefox]

wot a loada ...bull !   

[fifi]

Just AWOL hopefully. And she is a master/istress of disguise after all: have you noticed the way she sometimes puts false horns on?

An udder identity? Interesting.

[fifi]

wot a loada ...bull !   

Im easily amoosed.

[Keith Dean]

Little Birdie flying high
Dropped a message from the sky
Said the farmer wiping his eye
It`s a darn good thing that COWS can`t fly.

[bluefox]

and the price of milk n' beef would go up !    

[fifi]