Speeding Through El Matorral

[woe10]

This past week I've noticed a police radar car parked at the first roundabout at El Matorral from Caleta. Also 2 police motorcycles with cars pulled over to the side. This morning the same, 2 police motorcycles with 3 cars pulled over. 2 of them were Goldcar cars.

Through El Matorral is 50 kph, there is a big yellow sign at each end of the village.
For anybody just arriving from the Airport, El Matorral is the first village on the way to Caleta, or the South. Don't start your holiday with a â,¬200 fine.

[waggy]

Thanks for that, Woe; it'll come in handy on Wednesday.... YAAAAY! 10 whole days of fishing heaven.

[woe10]

I heard the Police are breathaliyzing drivers of hire cars, as they drive out the airport at Matorral.
How many of you have a couple of drinks at the airport, and a couple on the plane, then rent a car 

[SheilaW]

I guess we ought not to complain when the British tourists drive on the left, either. After all, it's the law where they come from.

[Spike On Q]

Yeah and let's not forget the the people killed and maimed every year by drunk drivers

[erik_tonny]

Woe10, a very true observation and sadly a very true reality !
For this reason we always leave Fuerteventura during july/august.
<Rule, Britania, Britania, rule the bars>

[woe10]

ARE YOU A TYPICAL "BRIT ABROAD" - TAKE THE QUIZ BELOW

http://www.justtheflight.co.uk/fun-stuff/brit-abroad/#

[Mister_R]

What's a legal high? Whatever.

It's when you accidentally fit the booster seat in the driver's seat?

[Brightspark]

If you go through El Matorral always greet the people waiting at the bus stops

[Mr Boo Boo]

Well my mate said her hand slipped when she was injecting her cat and that Frontline sobered her up after 5 jagermeister bombs no end...it cleared up her dandruff too 

You don't inject Frontline  , some good tips will give these a try when next over,

[isleswing]

Well my mate said her hand slipped when she was injecting her cat and that Frontline sobered her up after 5 jagermeister bombs no end...it cleared up her dandruff too 

You don't inject Frontline  , some good tips will give these a try when next over,

Mainlining Frontline - - - - Now, that's truly hardcore   

[Mr Boo Boo]

Can you snort frontline? Sure I read that you could in the Daily Mail

No coz it's liquid 

[RVEEE]

What's a legal high? Whatever.

Anything that hasn't yet been banned. 200 years ago everything was a 'legal high' so you were just born too late.

[woe10]

How did this end up as Advice For Druggies