Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

For being a

[Elite of the forum]

Big cockenee plonker

[Baldy]

Who relocated up

[Elite of the forum]

To Suffolk where

[Baldy]

Bernard Matthews describes

[Elite of the forum]

Everything as beuuutiful

[DaveW]

(Bernard Matthews is in Norfolk)

with real ale

[Baldy]

(Bernard Matthews is in Norfolk)

with real ale

Close enough Dave 

That can not

[DaveW]

You wouldn't say that to a local in Ipswich

be bettered because

[Ronnietheblue]

Bernard like flat

[DaveW]

Norfolk rubbish that

[Baldy]

Can only be

[DaveW]

Yorkshire cat's pee

[Elite of the forum]

Which jon likes

[Baldy]

To drink by

[DaveW]

alcoholic northerners who

[Ronnietheblue]

Prefer proper ales

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That have a

[Ronnietheblue]

Decent creamy head

[Elite of the forum]

And not the

[dee-dee]

rubbish from Norfolk

[DaveW]

that tastes of

[Ronnietheblue]

Peat and turkeys

[DaveW]

that turnip crunchers

[Ronnietheblue]

Just love to

[Baldy]

Sup instead of

[Ronnietheblue]

Fullers London Pride

[Elite of the forum]

Which makes you

[Ronnietheblue]

Throw up after

[DaveW]

25 pints because