Re: 3 word story

[Baldy]

Which is totally

[Ronnietheblue]

Unacceptable to the

[DaveW]

delicate northern flowers

[Ronnietheblue]

That blossom into

[Elite of the forum]

Handsome wonderful gentlemen

[DaveW]

outfitters and dustmen

[Ronnietheblue]

From down south

[Elite of the forum]

Lowering the tone

[Ronnietheblue]

Of our classy

[Elite of the forum]

Forum that doesnt

[Ronnietheblue]

Have stupid sayings

[Elite of the forum]

Like boat race

[Ronnietheblue]

And other such

[DaveW]

intellectually challenging phrases

[Ronnietheblue]

That no-one understands

[DaveW]

other than educated

[Ronnietheblue]

Northerners who tolerate

[Elite of the forum]

Their southern minnions

[Baldy]

Who pretend that

[dee-dee]

we know everything

[Baldy]

As we do

[DaveW]

and subsidise their

[Baldy]

Pie eating obsession

[Ronnietheblue]

With jellied eels

[Elite of the forum]

Washed down with

[Ronnietheblue]

Flat headless ale

[DaveW]

from Yorkshire breweries

[Ronnietheblue]

Comes proper beers

[DaveW]

for northern softies

[Ronnietheblue]

Who are still